babyshitter 

A babysitter who does a shitty job at watching the baby.

Beth fell asleep on the couch while the baby sat in a dirty diaper and was crying for hours. What a babyshitter.

babyshitter by cords December 27, 2011

Babysitter 

See: Cumsplotion, you must.

Emily, that cute blonde girl down the street is babysitting tonight. I'll sneak back home early, chat her up on volley ball topics then lay the pipe.

Babysitter by King Kai November 12, 2004

babysitter 

A socially sanctioned cum dumpster.

Mr. Smith: beep beep here comes the dump truck!
Sofie: *giggles*
Mr. Smith: *makes a gooey warm mess all over her face then turns around and farts up her nose*

babysitter by fuckershocking April 10, 2005

Detroit Babysitter 

Using a chain and padlock to restrain your kid so you can go buy groceries and/or gamble at the Windsor Casino.

She wanted to go out and party, but she didn't want her 4-year-old messing up the crack house while she was gone, so she used a Detroit Babysitter.

Detroit Babysitter by Misthios February 8, 2010

The babysitter 

Someone who is appointed to supervise an individual who feels like they don’t need supervision ( the individual who is being supervised is unaware that this is happening) can also be referred to as a Micheal Muchmore

Hey wait a minute were u the babysitter this whole time

The babysitter by SadieWaffles October 17, 2021

Babysitter 

A person who watches over someone after they have taken LSD so that is they go on a bab trip they won't harm themselves.

John's got some more LSD.I'm going to be his babysitter.

Babysitter by Deep blue 2012 December 3, 2009

Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? 

A slightly rude way of saying "no".

Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.

Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? by gonsfootball March 23, 2012