Blaked

When ur madd ripped and cant decide to say your baked or blazed so u say blaked

Bro dat blunt was the shit im blaked

by Hellasmoke September 22, 2019

Blaked

When you get so drunk that you go full Blake. This often involves taking your shirt off, wrestling with your friends, dancing aggressively and perhaps even injuring yourself before you pass out at 9pm. You then wake up the next day with intense feelings of shame and regret.

Oh man, I got totally Blaked last night.

Don’t go full Blake tonight!

by Michaelisalwayswatching October 20, 2021

Blaked

Being absolutely annihilated beyond comprehension.

My buddy Blake took 7 Irish Car-Bombs during brunch last Sunday. By 3pm he face planted and chipped his tooth.. dude was absolutely Blaked.

by Ozboss January 20, 2022

Blaked

Seemingly sober lookin, however, completely silent and unable to drive.

My dude Blake went out last night and took 12 green tea shots, he was taking selfies with bitches but didn’t get any numbers…. Dude was absolutely Blaked.

by Ozboss January 20, 2022

Blaked

When a staff member opens up a tab and crushes the expectations of the bartenders at Better Days by not paying their tab.

Hey brother, I know I opened up a tab but I’ll be honest…you just got Blaked.

by Meekrab305 August 26, 2022

Blaked

If you get blaked, it means someone is putting their foot on the chair you are currently sitting on without permission.

He blaked me while I was trying to get my work done.

by arr07 December 10, 2024

Blake'd

A person who does not arrive at a particular time for a function or event; generally arriving late or not at all.

Person 1: Wow I waited around all day for nothing..

Person 2: Sound like you got blake'd.

by EnglisherDave June 13, 2021