Blake'd

A person who does not arrive at a particular time for a function or event; generally arriving late or not at all.

Person 1: Wow I waited around all day for nothing..

Person 2: Sound like you got blake'd.

by EnglisherDave June 13, 2021

blake.d.123

Blake.d.123 being defined as someone who usually tends to be the most retarded piece of man meat in the room, unless of course if Jasper Belgum is in the room. Blake.d.123 will always finds ways to annoy the shit out of people, and for some reason catfishes other guys pretending to be a girl. In short blake is a strange man.

the word being defined "aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a Blake.d.123!"

by Raymond mothra February 9, 2020

Got Blake'd

When someone willingly obtains ownership of cats (at least two) from a former significant other, immediately after a break-up; thus making the cat recipient, or Blake, look like a total bitch. The process of keeping the cats is commonly the result of a failed attempt to save the marriage/relationship. It is common for the sexual preference of the Blake to be under scrutiny directly following the acquisition of cats. The number of cats in possession after the break-up is directly proportional to the bitchiness of the Blake.

Walter: "Damn, did you see what happened to that guy after his wife divorced him? He has so many cats now."

Jesse: "Yeah, that bitch Got Blake'd and then moved to fucking Cleveland with his cat army!"

Walter: "That's rough! Getting Blake'd is pretty much the worst thing that I could imagine happening to me."

by Jesse_Pinkman October 14, 2013

National Blake Day

National Blake Day - December 20th: The whole day you can only speak to Blake and nobody else

Grace: “I want to speak to my friend”
Blake: “No it’s National Blake Day”
Grace: “Fine... I guess I’m stuck with you”

by blakelamude December 19, 2018

Blake Drunk

One who consumes an extreme amount of alcohol when out and all motor functions deplete except for the ability to stand and hold a beer

Guy #1: "man, I was so hammered last night, i had to be carried home and then I vomited all over myself, I've lost my wallet and now everyone laughs at me when they see me "

Gy #2 " yeah you were 'Blake Drunk'. That Doesnt happen to often for you man, what happened?"

by bigr3d July 2, 2009

pussy bake(d)

Something pleasing, especially sensually so (to the eyes, to the nose, etc.)

Kahla: The brownies will be ready in a hot minute.
Shawn: Damn, they smell good! Pussy bake(d)!

by k-zaj August 8, 2016

blake dolan

Being a faggot , or not being good at any sport

Blake Dolan is a faggot, Or Blake Dolan is terrible at every sport he plays.

by Tyrone696968 May 14, 2018