ayperi

a sweet and kind soul, who would do anything for her friends! She is very trustworthy and funny too.

Ayperi is my friend

by anonymous November 15, 2020

aseret

Someone who has the greatest heart ❤️ and the most beautiful eyes and not to mention one of the greatest asses of this century... and her body ....good god she's an angel

I just got a major boner... thanks aseret

by Shanenicholas December 30, 2016

Assert Dominance

1. Eat grapes, but only half of each
2. Take a taco bell taco from your friend, take a bite off of the the bottom, and then give it back.

He decided to Assert Dominance while at taco bell, because the employees wouldn't play Despacito.

by frick_I_dropped_my_cabbage December 7, 2020

asserole

A frozen dinner that, when nuked, smells like ass.

"Dude, what's he cooking for lunch, an asserole??"

"Yeah, I don't know how he eats that crap!"

by foosau May 29, 2005

asserting dominance

to assert one's dominance, you must show alpha qualities, and act as a clutch god. you need to show your strength and power over someone else, who you most likely do not appreciate.

person 1: i am very powerful
person 2: are you asserting dominance on me?
person 1: yes

by youeboom123 May 30, 2021

half-assery

The act of viewing someone else's half-assmanship and finding oneself so moved to comment upon the splendidness of the half-assmanship that one must utter an exclamation.

Employee: Holy shit! Would you look at that half-assery! That's dedication!

by Uganda2 March 9, 2009

egg-asser

n. One who cornholes himself with an egg yolk for free Mexican food.

v. egg-assed; to have the yolk in your asshole.

Matt's social status improved to egg-asser after setting chicken embryo into his stink pipe.

How long do you think you can ride that pogo stick whilst egg-assed?

by Sanias March 11, 2004