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auto-fellaciatic digestion

One who cums in their hand and then eats it.
Tim and his buddies in college thought a guy was whackin' it a lot. They then set up a video camera in his dorm room and discovered that not only was he a chronic masturbator, he also participated in auto-fellaciatic digestion.
by WhiskeyNick September 26, 2006
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auto cat rectal

Autocorrect. From an early and possibly apocryphal iPhone example.
by thermidor August 21, 2014
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auto octopus

The Auto Octopus is the act of one male individual ripping off his own penis and then shoving it so high up his rectum that it seemingly disappears. The individual has to then defecate in order to retrieve his penis. This practise is a method in which men are fully able to 'fuck themselves' however, it is known to be extremely painful.

The origin of the Auto Octopus comes from the rather unusual mating strategies exhibited by the marine creature: the octopus. In order to mate, octopuses must rip off their penises and then throw them at the females they are wanting to reproduce with.
Man 1: "Shit dude, last night I finally manned up and performed the Auto Octopus"
Man 2: "Far out bro, that is hard core!!"
by The Urban Beast May 27, 2015
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auto-rejection

Auto-rejection is when a woman rejects the advances of a man, because she thinks he is unattainable for a serious relationship. This may be because she thinks the man is of "too high value" or does not show enough interest in her.
When the stud with a doctoral degree in Mathematics courted for Marie, the young peasant girl, she dismissed his advances due to auto-rejection.
by alphaToOmega February 20, 2019
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Auto-Tune

Pitch-correction software that's been plaguing the music industry, mainly pop and hip-hop. Was created in the late 90's, and the first song to use it was Cher's hit "Believe". It was a novelty back then, but as time went on and talentless hacks like T-Pain have made the practice of drowning their voices in it popular, it's now both extremely overused and also allows pretty much any random schmuck to have a hit song in no time.
T-Pain uses so much Auto-Tune that he sounds like a freakin' robot now.
by AnimeGirl375 July 9, 2011
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Auto-Tune

an evil device invented by the music industry to correct the vocal pitch of other wise talentless pop stars.
Person 1: OMG IM SO EXCITED! I JUST BRITNEY SPEARS', RIHANNA'S AND LADY GAGA'S NEW ALBUMS!!

Me: fuck those fake Auto-Tune bitches...
by gayboyfresh August 8, 2010
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Auto-tune slut

the word Auto-tune slut refers to a modern age pop star who lets auto-tune ride them agian and agian until they ejaculate a horrible sounding noise from their mouth.

**note**

most teenage girls commonly refer to this noise as "music".

this term is more commonly used by Metal heads
gerry "who that singer?"
brad "just another auto-tune slut"
gerry "isnt it justin beiber?"
brad "like i said...auto-tune slut..."
by IAMFUK3NSICKOFPOPMUSIC July 5, 2012
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