by Aspeneats April 12, 2022
Get the zens._.edit._.attemptsmug. an arabic man screaming about how attempting to board the helicopter will actually lead to the bombing of africa
"A medical helicopter will be extracting injured person, do not attempt to board the helicopter For your own safety,keep the area surrounding the medical tent clear for authorized personnel and those in need of medical attention. Keep passport with you at all times, if a border agent asks for your papers,be prepared to provide them. Parents... hold passport for children Clear the area,move behind the barricade as quickly as possible If you need medical attention... inform one of the border agents."
by dxcfgjkopl];[lkjhcvl;' March 3, 2021
Get the Do not attempt to board the helicoptermug. To perform a Suicide Attempt Drop, you must be playing Flappy Bird. You fall down as close to the bottom of the screen, and then recover. Then you must brag to your friends, even though they probably wouldn't believe you.
"Hey guys! I just did a Suicide Attempt Drop in Flappy Bird and survived for another 20 pipes!"
"The Suicide Attempt Drop is only a myth, Freddy."
"The Suicide Attempt Drop is only a myth, Freddy."
by WalterGirlPaige February 10, 2014
Get the suicide attempt dropmug. Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times (AAST) is when your sexual overtures are rejected due to inappropriateness of situation or setting. The key difference between AAST and being creepy is that in this case the object of your affections does not feel threatened or in any way afraid of you. They just think you're pathetic.
You and your new girlfriend stopping by at your ex*'s house unannounced to ask if she'd like to go get a drink with you all. This is an Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times.
*Bad break-up and someone you're not friends with now.
*Bad break-up and someone you're not friends with now.
by moopmoopmoop July 11, 2011
Get the Awkward Attempt at Sexy Timesmug. 
A phrase to say when someone tries to make a joke and/or comeback, but it ends up being completely unfunny.
Person 1: Wow, you really get no bitches huh?
Person 2: your mom is my bitch
Everyone else: Worst attempted bangers
Person 2: your mom is my bitch
Everyone else: Worst attempted bangers
by Big dimo August 2, 2022
Get the Worst attempted bangersmug. Accessory after fact to murder
240 Every one who is an accessory after the fact to murder is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for life.
240 Every one who is an accessory after the fact to murder is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for life.
Is highway 146 and 86 in 2008...white windstar two cops one died one injured. Is 1523 attempted murders after running a cop off the road before buying 17 kilograms of meth a crime?
by Cody5050 May 21, 2023
Get the Attempted murdermug.