Thats Fuckin mildly attractive

A phrase used in situations that dont call for it.

Person 1: "There's a girl laying in pee over there."
Person 2: "Thats Fuckin mildly attractive."

by T Reeezy November 23, 2009

attractiveness

Attractiveness is not necessarily synonymous with "hot." When one spots a potential partner who is "hot," the most common thought process is something along the lines of, "I want to mate with that person." With attractiveness, on the other hand, the thought process proceeds as, "I want to get to know that person intimately, then mate with him/her."

"Man, that chick is hot. I want to mate with her."

"Man, that chick has attractiveness. I want to mate with her, and I might not leave before she wakes up in the morning."

by Intoxicated Turtle Fetus October 26, 2007

Operationally Attractive

Ugly People Mingers who become attractive only because there is no other choice.
After a while the hormones adjust to the ambient level of ugliness and you can find these people 'Operationally Attractive'. All is fine until you return from the 'area of operations' to your usual life.
See also Beer Goggles

Eg:1 You're from the big city and you have to work/study out of town in hill-billy country where there is only 1 bar and only 3 girls/guys ..all with moustaches and tatoos, and hairy backs..after a few days/weeks/months (delete as appropriate) they start to look stunning Operationally Attractive.

Eg:2 Private Jones was on a 12 month tour of duty in SomewhereISTAN. At first the available women/men all looked quite Ratty with substandard looks, but after a few months they became "Operationally Atractive".....

Eg:3 My boy D who only dated gorgeous girls in London went to live and study in Nottingham..He swore abstinance for the first semester cos' the girls were all Coyote Ugly...then We didn't hear from him till the end of the summer term when he showed up with a minger under each arm like he was Hugh Hefner...They were huge and they were heffers...
We laughed him out of the neighbourhood. Since then he comes back to London every few months to re-calibrate his Radar
He has made a full recovery and is back dating only Top-totty again.

by G next door..looking after YOUR girl May 15, 2006

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

A very sophisticated way to rate girls on their looks
1-A fucking monster, forces people leave the room
2-You wouldnt wanna poke her with a 10 foot pole
3-You'd only wanna communicate over text...no facetime
4-Just plain unattractive
5-Average, nothing about her appearance stands out
6-The squad would roast you for liking this girl but not too bad
7-Decently attractive
8-Pretty hot; if she doesnt has a boyfriend, she will soon
9-One hot piece of ass
10-God's gift to mankind; the definition of perfection

Guy: Yo I just got asked out on a date by Brandy!!
The Squad: Shes definitely a 2 on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale), total troll.

by C the Savage October 21, 2016

1-10 female attractiveness scale

Essentially, the scales goes like this:
1- unfuckable and ugly as shit
2- rarely anybody would fuck
3- good personality, nothing else
4- lower end of average attractiveness
5- middle end of average attractiveness
6- higher end of average attractiveness
7- above average, decently hot
8- pretty good looking
9- *almost* everyone would bang
10- essentially so hot, she's a goddess
What I had just described is a general populous of the scale, but usually is tweaked due to personal preference. A 1 for some people might be a 10 for others.

Person 1: did you see her? What a ten!
Person 2: the 1-10 female attractiveness scale? I'm totally not familar with that concept.

by Venobi August 30, 2016

1-10 attractiveness scale

the 1-10 attractiveness scale is a symmetrical density curve in which the mean is 5. As you move further away from the mean (5), fewer and fewer people meet those numbers. Thus, that 10 you're looking for is really just as rare as you think.

Greg: yo, where does Cathie fall on the 1-10 attractiveness scale?

Bill: Honestly, she's one in a million, gotta be an 8.

by hobbitswithtophats September 14, 2016

attractive viewsense

The risk that buying a large TV or home theater system might encourage annoying people who aren't otherwise interested in visiting you to start coming over, because you now have a bigger/better TV or system than they do.

Rhymes with and is related to "attractive nuisance"

He now sees that his new TV has become an attractive viewsense, because now his house is filled on game day by relatives he barely knows.

by PaoloU July 30, 2009