Usually a close-minded, arrogant,self-centered individual who thinks that because they don't believe in a higher being it makes them some how superior and enlightened....they usually don't listen to anything that people of faith have to say because thay'e too busy being "open-minded to all things"
Person of Faith: Hi would you like to come to church/synogogue/mosque/temple?
Atheist: Church? hahaha you are less evolved then I for I refuse to listen to those who have faith I am too open minded to science even though it's theories have been known to be proven wrong
POF: That sounds close minded to me
Atheist: Close minded? you dont listen to science...science is always right
POF:Right?... you mean right like the world is flat?or that you can make gold from rocks?
Atheist: NO SHUT UP YOUR MAKING TOO MUCH SINCE....YOUR MAKING TO MUCH SINCE...I HATE GODS BECAUSE THAT MEANS I'M JUST BEING A SELF-RIGHTEOUSS BASTARD THAT'S TELLING EVEYONE THEY'RE WRONG BECAUSE I'M INSECURE AND I HAVE TO TRY TOO ASSERT MY BELIEFS TO MAKE MYSELF LOOK SMART
Atheist: Church? hahaha you are less evolved then I for I refuse to listen to those who have faith I am too open minded to science even though it's theories have been known to be proven wrong
POF: That sounds close minded to me
Atheist: Close minded? you dont listen to science...science is always right
POF:Right?... you mean right like the world is flat?or that you can make gold from rocks?
Atheist: NO SHUT UP YOUR MAKING TOO MUCH SINCE....YOUR MAKING TO MUCH SINCE...I HATE GODS BECAUSE THAT MEANS I'M JUST BEING A SELF-RIGHTEOUSS BASTARD THAT'S TELLING EVEYONE THEY'RE WRONG BECAUSE I'M INSECURE AND I HAVE TO TRY TOO ASSERT MY BELIEFS TO MAKE MYSELF LOOK SMART
by YouMetAMan January 02, 2008
Someone who believes in no God. Most people really don't care about religious beliefs and don't judge their friends off of them. You know what they say...
Atheist:I don't believe in God
Christian:Oh, that's cool
Atheist:What? Your not going to persecute me for saying that?
Christian:No, not at all. My best argument is this - If YOUR right and IM wrong about God, I lose nothing. However, if IM right and YOUR wrong, well, sucks to be you...
Christian:Oh, that's cool
Atheist:What? Your not going to persecute me for saying that?
Christian:No, not at all. My best argument is this - If YOUR right and IM wrong about God, I lose nothing. However, if IM right and YOUR wrong, well, sucks to be you...
by yubber75 October 18, 2010
God does not exist! I know this is true, because Santa would not lie to me. If Santa Claus is an atheist, so am I.
by sincitymatt June 26, 2007
An atheist is someone who is not a theist. That's all that atheism implies.
Atheists are NOT communist.
Atheists do not avert their eyes when they see a church.
Atheists do not all have poor relations with their parents.
Athesits do not all hate Christians.
Atheists are NOT communist.
Atheists do not avert their eyes when they see a church.
Atheists do not all have poor relations with their parents.
Athesits do not all hate Christians.
by Downvoting Victim September 10, 2006
Christopher Hitchens is a notorious atheist.
by rocketman77049 December 04, 2009
A person who does not believe in a supreme being. Most of these may be classified under the following definitions:
1) Aggressive atheist: attacks other religions and is often intolerant to the follower of other religions. Often brings up the insensitive fact that faith is the "complete acceptance of a God without proof," somewhat equatable to ignorance, which, among other things, is the "complete acceptance of an idea without proof."
2) Passive/Tolerant atheist: does not believe in a supreme being but accepts that others do. Does not usually bring up the above fact unless attacked for being an atheist.
Not to be confused with taoism or confucianism, which are philosphies and do not mention gods or the afterlife. Atheism is a state of nonbelief. One can be a Taoist Atheist, which would be a person who seeks to understand and learn from nature and does not believe in a god.
1) Aggressive atheist: attacks other religions and is often intolerant to the follower of other religions. Often brings up the insensitive fact that faith is the "complete acceptance of a God without proof," somewhat equatable to ignorance, which, among other things, is the "complete acceptance of an idea without proof."
2) Passive/Tolerant atheist: does not believe in a supreme being but accepts that others do. Does not usually bring up the above fact unless attacked for being an atheist.
Not to be confused with taoism or confucianism, which are philosphies and do not mention gods or the afterlife. Atheism is a state of nonbelief. One can be a Taoist Atheist, which would be a person who seeks to understand and learn from nature and does not believe in a god.
1) "Hahahaha! You believe in a God! You're one stupid fucker!" (Bad way to be an atheist)
2) "You're a Southern Baptist? That's cool. I'm an atheist. Please don't shoot me. I'm not criticizing you... no! STOP! PLEASE! I'M NOT INSULTING YOU!" (Good way to be an atheist... or... maybe not...)
2) "You're a Southern Baptist? That's cool. I'm an atheist. Please don't shoot me. I'm not criticizing you... no! STOP! PLEASE! I'M NOT INSULTING YOU!" (Good way to be an atheist... or... maybe not...)
by Zawaki July 21, 2004
My friend just spent an hour and a half trying to communicate with his imaginary friend whom he thinks can somehow help him get laid. Poor bastard. Should be an atheist.
by Mike the Ekim October 09, 2008