Asterisk

A ‘roidhead who is stupid enough to think he needs fake muscles to be good at sports.

That kid was such an asterisk I don’t even think he knew what he was doing to himself.

by tinyvictories October 23, 2008

asteriks

The thing that pisses all gamers off when they get extremely frusterated and start spamming the most vile and horrid combinations of words ever and never are able to express themselves clearly because of these annoying little stars that substitute for the word

Corey: I JUST OWNED YOU SOO HARD NOOB!

Joey: WHAT!?!?! YOU ** **** ******** ******

Corey: Wtf?

Joey: **** asteriks...

by Corios March 30, 2009

asterisk

asterisk is open source PBX software designed for the Linux operating system.

asterisk eliminates the need of buying hundreds or even thousands of dollars worth of dedicated PBX hardware.

Aside from Linux, asterisk also runs on various other operating systems, including: BSD, OS X, and now the Windows operating system using "AstWind" package.

Admin: We need a PBX for our organization, but we're kinda low on cash to buy expensive PBX hardware...

Assistant: No problem! Use asterisk, the open source Linux PBX.

Admin: I feel so stupid...

by Qbert February 2, 2005

asterisk

The word, as used here, apparently refers to the anus.

The term "asterisk" appears in the book "I'm no Saint" by Hayt, Elizabeth, in describing analingus during one of her heterosexual liaisons.

by Michael S. Goodman December 27, 2005

Asterisk

A small star-shaped symbol used to denote an explanation of the word/phrase that it succeeds.

* <~~~~~~That's an asterisk.

Will: I need to shave*.



*Will is seven years old.

by Diggity Monkeez May 13, 2005

Asterisq

A Minecraft Bedwars Youtuber: Asterisq enjoys posting content on Youtube as well as streaming on the platform. He makes great bedwars content ranging from tutorials, challenges, montages and clips. Has a hot skin and many many subscribers.

Yo is that Asterisq in the lobby? Whoa I really enjoy watching his videos!

by asterisq June 15, 2021

asterisk

slang for the posterior of the human body, specifically the anus.

Synonym: ass

IM/Chat shorthand: *

Origin: the Strict Tits Internet Gang

(1) Don't make me jump through this computer and slash your asterisk.

(2) OMG u ppl are such *holes

by Biscuit Shitclank February 14, 2005