Abstinence

Something people like me do for reasons not always religious. I'm abstinent because I don't wanna be that girl who got pregnant when she was 15 and now has a McJob.

Abstinence is not always for religious reasons.

by ****^_^**** May 3, 2010

certified abstinence instructor

A life-calling for a precious few, incredibly optimistic individuals who think that it's actually possible to bridle the massive force of copulation using reason, logic, gods wrath, consequence or any other easy to ignore methodology.

I'm a certified abstinence instructor; das right! I don't care how worked up their loins be ge'in, a few pictures of god's herpes curse will shrink that hard-on faster than a busted cherry on prom-nite.

by YAWA August 19, 2017

half assin it

1.) Doing half the work to make it look like all the work is completed. Normally a symptom of genuine laziness.
ie.) sweeping the dirt under the rug.

Betty has been half assin it her whole life.

by WhiteMouse November 4, 2013

Physician Assing

When you make the doctor or his staff angry and they leave the thermometer up your bum for an hour.

Chris decided that a physician assing was in order, after much harassment from thier patient Lin.

by StrongB December 1, 2021

abstinence only education

A rather counterproductive form of sex education that is supported by the evangelical movement.

Abstinence only education is a bit like "just hold it" potty training. -Roy Zimmerman

by kmuto December 25, 2008

abstinince

if you seriously think this is how you spell abstinence, you probably already have a baby

im a hick and can't spell fairly easy words

by Wet Bagels McGee April 21, 2005

emotional abstinence

a self-protective series of behaviors intended to protect male egos from emotional involvement that could otherwise cause trauma, drama, or stress.

Billy likes Amy from class, but his emotional abstinence prevents him from being hurt by the fact that Amy has a boyfriend.

by Jason C. M. Buckley January 8, 2008