Extreme Assrape

An expression used to convey extraordinary amounts of euphoria.

Friend 1: Hey, did you hear? The Yankees won the game!
Friend 2: Wow!
Random bystander: Really? Oh yeah! EXTREME ASSRAPE!!!!

by Mentus September 28, 2007

assage

Basically some good/desirable ass.

Whoa! Look at that assage!

by the pwn3r December 28, 2005

assuage

To lessen, to dull, to decrease.

TJ Howard pops pills to assuage the pain of knowing he has a tiny penis.

by Santas_On_A_Rampage March 12, 2005

asslagger

a really slow person.

Get out of the way asslagger.

by metabollic666 August 25, 2008

Assratt

A stank as turd blown out your ass. The kind that smells so bad nothing can mask the smell.

I just dropped an assratt. Don’t go in there.

Ok....who busted the assratt? Nasty.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

I'm Gonna Assrape You With a Chainsaw!

What you say when there is nothing else to say so whoever you're insulting is just bewildered.

Guy 1: Fuck you Bitch
Guy 2: I know you are but what am I?
Guy 1: A pussy
Guy 2: I'm Gonna Assrape You With A Chainsaw!
Guy 1: What? I am bewildered.

by UrbanScribe7 May 4, 2017

Assbag

A device not unlike an airbag that would lessen the injury suffered by an individual who has just been knocked on his ass. First usage found in a skit on Styles P "A Gangster and a Gentleman".

"Good thing my Assbag came out"

by PAEL March 6, 2013