assludger

an anus lover...so as gay,homo,fagg,etc
Usualy used by white people who are trying to get black;)

You are such an assludger Mike
That ass ludger thinks he can beat me.

by Maniack January 25, 2006

AssLighting

When you try to light your fart on fire and someone says it didn’t catch fire but it did.

I swore I saw a blue flame when I lit my fart on fire. Stop asslighting me saying I’m just seeing things. My butt hairs are singed and I know what I saw. It’s not funny making me think I’m crazy.

by Musbdax August 25, 2021

Asslight gaykeep girlballs

A variation of the phrase Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss.

Asslight gaykeep girlballs or whatever

by WizardFrogge February 9, 2022

asslump

a big shit you took earlier that is still sitting in the toilet

i took a big asslump before!!!!!!!!!!!

by jnoto64 December 9, 2008

assnuggets

nuggets of feces that range from large to small in size, usually found stuck in the hairs of shaggy dogs' asses.

Wow, that dog has a bunch of assnuggets.

by shitsweak5490 September 30, 2008

Asslighting

When you slap your girl’s ass all day to make her feel crazy confident

Am I crazy or is my boyfriend asslighting me?

by Rob Gronk August 19, 2020

assleg

When so much of the top of the girl's leg is exposed that it shows the bottom curve of the ass.

That girl's booty shorts are showing assleg.

The wind blew so hard that the skirt showed assleg.

by Big Lumberjack February 24, 2009