grab-assing

Bullshitting; making small talk

"You guys need to cut out the grab-assing and get to work."

by Les June 6, 2003

assring

the anal sphincter

same as arsering and buttring

Her assring was too tight. I didn't succeed in entering.

by Tiago Zuhr September 27, 2005

asking someone out

ask your crush to go on a date with you

I heard Tim asking someone out on Monday, and that person is his crush.

by Kpop4ever4ever October 28, 2017

web-assing

Hunting down girls on Facebook, Myspace, Friendster etc. Sometimes can come with a stalking charge. Please no one over 35 attempt to webass.

"What you been up to?"
"Just web-assing on Myspace. I'm talking to these two chicks, one of them looks like the elf from Lord of the Rings!"
"That was a dude."
"Oh...Well fuck you she's still hot."

by Horace Longwood April 6, 2007

assbinge

when a gay guy, who is upset goes on a sexual escapade

His boyfriend was cheating on him , so steve went on an assbinge

by atia October 12, 2007

Asking answers

A term used when someone asks a question with an obvious answer.

Zack: Hey, man! Are you going to the party tonight?

Georgi: Bruh, you're asking answers. Of course I'll be there!

by MagikarpTheMighty November 25, 2016

assfinger noogie

A staked finger with quills protruding and extending from one's asshole. Stinks a bit. An assfinger noogie stings a bit but makes you ejaculate violently.

Damn, he gave me an assfinger noogie and I came like a shotgun.

by Ptrackinator October 20, 2017