satan’s asshole 

texas.

I fucking hate Texas it’s like living in satan’s asshole.

satan’s asshole by mhstipline October 15, 2018

Mitchell’s Asshole 

A dare a very young man did in the name of RAMEZ MOSAD! He put his hands over his cheeks and spreaded away

“Dude did you see the picture of Mitchell’s Asshole?”

Mitchell’s Asshole by Marlbanda October 27, 2018

Shaq's Asshole 

Dying urge to take a shit.

Having an asshole proportionate to Shaq's body.

Ah man! This diarrhea is giving me Shaq's asshole.

Shaq's Asshole by Chorbashi October 31, 2020

Adele’s Asshole 

A colloquial term used mainly by atheists in religious debate forum as a Hail Mary attempt at answering how the Big Bang came from nothing.

“Mr. Harris I need you to explain specifically and mechanistically how every galaxy and object in our universe came from an infinitesimally small singularity 13.8 billion years ago.” ——— “Adele’s Asshole” —— *Uprourious Godless Applause*

Adele’s Asshole by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

Corey’s asshole 

The pinkest whitest drippiest being in the earth. Tastes like pork. The ultimate jelly belly bad/good jellybean eating contest. Kinda tastes like the egg one.

Guy 1: What do you think corey’s asshole tastes like

guy 2: Corey’s asshole tastes like the egg flavored jelly belly.

Corey’s asshole by Thesigmamale April 22, 2022

E.T.'s Asshole 

A really ugly person

that guy over there looks like E.T.'s Asshole!

E.T.'s Asshole by richardskull October 19, 2009

Molly's asshole 

the term given to the remnants of MDMA you have left over after snorting.

Hurry up! Finish your line then lick Molly's asshole!

Molly's asshole by xoMissK May 16, 2011