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assblowing

Adj. Describing on object, idea, or person that is otherwise beyond normal comprehension. An object that in a less stable state of being would cause a complete disruption of ones person or would cause spontaneous combustion, originating at the ass.
1. "Did you hear that little kid on guitar? My God, that was assblowing!!!"

2. (As an amazingly hott chick walks by) "Pretty assblowing right there..."
by The Bear45 October 19, 2009
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Assclown

A professional in the entertainment industry that specializes in Ass-clownery. The professional typically makes gags and jokes by touching, licking, or otherwise manipulating his/her anus or the anus of others'.

Due to a law requiring anal-douching (mandated by OSHA,) much of the scatological humor was removed and the art lost mass appeal by the early 2,000's.

Many of these professionals are now homeless, turning their stinky tricks on the unsuspecting few who happen to pass by their cardboard huts, or who accidentally wander into a Assclown-Browntown.
Bob: "Did you see that Assclown? He pulled out his hemorrhoids, inflated them and then twisted them into animal balloons!"

Tom: "Those weren't hemorrhoids; it was obviously just a plain old prolapsed anus."

Bob: "You're such an effing Assclown, Tom..."
by Loin Slapper August 25, 2013
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assflowers

The unique smell that is caused by flowery air freshner covering an extremely pungent flatus.
Woah, this room smells like assflowers, Sean.
by PigfuckerPantyStealer November 29, 2006
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assclown

A person (typically male) who refuses to engage in normal romantic relationships. They are sometimes referred to as "emotionally unavailable" and tend to lie, cheat and manipulate women until the woman is whipped into a state of complete confusion and suicidal tendencies. Often times the unsuspecting female is initially lured by very romantic, passionate, hot behavior only to be met with ice once she starts to expect some of the lies the assclown has dished out.
Marge is a wreck because her assclown stood her up again after promising to take her to Europe for Valentines day.
by Janneva March 4, 2011
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assclown

Any person who thinks the show Jackass should be taken seriously.
Did you hear about that assclown who barbecued himself on a grill while trying to create his own Jackass stunt?
by redelman43199 June 6, 2011
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assclown

Someone who is an ass, but is disguised a person who is cute and funny. Their true spirit is less Ronald McDonald and more Stephen King's It.
Eric was a such charmer on the surface but he soon revealed himself to be a real assclown.
by authenticme November 15, 2012
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Assclown

A person who thinks he is awesome, but everyone really only tolerates his presence to have someone to poke fun at.
"Dude, Shane Eric Cody Smith is such an assclown, did you see the way he was acting at Lizzies party?"
by Capt. Save-A-Ho April 4, 2009
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