window of assportunity

The window of time between relationships when someone is weak, vulnerable, and easily fucked.

Justin: "So, I heard that Angie is leaving her husband"

Steve: "Really?! I'm going to have to get moving so I don't miss my window of assportunity!

by newsteve August 16, 2011

assrod

one who is in the continual state of having a stick up their ass; one who is such a tight ass as to have become the stick up others' asses; one who is exceptionally uptight, exacting, pretentious

All the kids in my class are so pretentious. Today in class they were all worked up over that assrod, Jacques Derrida.

by the masked poet April 10, 2008

assport

pulling international pussy.

I got a Brazilian stamp on my Assport last night.

by subinai January 12, 2009

asstodon

A really big ass/rear end/butt/tush/whatever you want to call it.

Word coinage originates from "Mastodon," which is a huge extinct prehistoric elephant-like animal.

Dayum girl, you got quite an asstodon there!

by Mark H May 23, 2004

Assprod

Short for Assistant Producer, who's job is to to prod you in the ass to keep working. Common in the film, TV and game industries.

I was taking a nice nap under my desk till that Assprod came by and hassled me.

by Ray Babycakes July 20, 2006

asswod

someone who is kinda stupid and has his unattractive moments but really will make ur life worth living.he’s a very amazing perosn once you get to know him and you’ll never regret falling in love with him

is that asswod?
yea he’s so sweet

by urmomhehe March 11, 2021

Asspollo

A nickname for the horrible character in the AMAZING WEBTOON Lore Olympus, Apollo, who rapes the main character, Persephone, and try’s to kill Daphne, as well as overthrow Zeus. So basically an absolute shit-hole excuse of a god and a horrible person that should rot in Tartarus.

Person 1: do you know what Apollo did?
Person 2: yes, I’m already plotting his demise!
Person 3: can I join in?
Person 1: of course! We ALL hate that stupid purple faced asshole!

(I really hate that stupid Asspollo!”

by Pink Cinnamon Roll March 19, 2023