ass clown

A moron, idiot, basically just a complete fool.

JT Lambert is an ass clown. Merced is populated by nothing but ass clowns.

by Kent May 6, 2003

ass clown

(n) an insult to one who acts silly, stupidly, or mindlessly. see dumbass or retard

billy (runs around in circles until he hits a pole)
bob: you ass clown!

by pedro! December 28, 2005

ass clown

like a rodeo clown, catches the viewers attention in order to annoy the living shit out of them, while wearing an ass hat.

Because of your ass clown tatics, i must ban you. - holpar

by Robja September 23, 2006

ass clown

A person who's either funny by making fun of other people and being an ass, or a person who's not funny but still considered an ass at the same time.

Kid 1: haha that kid's hilarious
Kid 2: haha yeah, but he's such an ass clown.

by MJ89 May 23, 2005

ass clown

1. A biblical fundamentalist or bible literalist who believes in talking snakes and philosophizing donkeys.
2. One who really isn't a 'god' or who isn't an official spokesperson for 'god', but plays one online.

My Chimp is obviously an ass clown.

by The Vampire LOGOS October 5, 2005

ass clown

somebody who while wiping there ass breaks the toliet paper and gets shit all over their fingers. after eating mexican refried beans.

john greenstein

by mike strauber February 6, 2004

ass clown

(ás kloun) n.:

One of foolish (or more often than not, homosexual) behavior who cannot appropriately be described by the word "clown" nor the word "ass".

Thus "Ass-Clown".

'White brother' offers 'White brother no. 2' a hot-cake:

"Get off me you fucking ass clown!!!"

by zoldrin February 25, 2004