Aspirate

To supplement a deal with an "under-the-table" portion that will increase the value of the deal without letting authorities know, or outside the normal confines of the agreed-upon rates in an industry.

"Hey REDACTED. I can't give you all that money (~$220M) because we have a salary cap and restrictions, how's about I give you ~$170M and then aspirate it with $48M from our sponsor company? That'll give you the total amount and no-one will ever know."

by Kailon the God September 5, 2025

aspire to maguire

a phrase that references the illogical and sometimes outrageous outbursts of motivational speakers

this speaker's speech was just full of aspire to maguire nonsense, he was talking about how his mother was born without a womb and he built one for her so he can be born while charging her a tenancy fee

by ubah_484 June 27, 2023

Aspirated Aardvark

When a male partner climaxes in his partner’s throat and the partner chokes on the ejaculate, proceeding to cough violently, spewing gobs all over the place.

Bro, I didn't mean to give her an Aspirated Aardvark. The BJ was just too good to resist.

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Aspiring Femboy

A person who is aspiring and basing their entire lives off being a femboy. An aspiring femboy is not a full fledged femboy yet, rather a femboy in training. They will most likely take the "Belle Delphine approach" and start up a freebase website to sell their own bathwater to discord and Reddit mods.

O:"Hey, have I ever told you that I'm an aspiring femboy?"
A:"If you start selling your bathwater on eBay I'm never speaking to you again"

by Imagine being caucasian lol 😷🤢 July 26, 2022

aspirational

Prone to sucking.
'The middle classes are aspirational." = They suck.

'The middle classes are aspirational." = They suck.

by flexicographer August 25, 2022