askar bawang

1. An army of onions. 2. Malaysian Cybertroopers. 3. Malaysian Netizen. 4. Malaysian care citizen.

Askar Bawang is the most powerfull cybertroopers from Malaysia.

by Rejimen Askar Bawang Malaysia March 18, 2019

asparagoose

An asparagoose is a mythical creature that only exists when you're bored

Guy: I saw an asparagoose
Other guy: You must be bored as fuck

by King Asparagoose August 18, 2020

Asparagus

Someone who always seems to smell extremely bad and does not even try to clean themself. No matter what time you see this person, they smell awful.

Jordan- (takes off football pads)

Team- Jordan you're an asparagus

Jordan- Shut up fools I smell fresh

Team- You smell awful you asparagus

by Thomas Selser December 10, 2013

asparajism

Jism of a distinct flavour caused by the excessive consumption of asparagus.

"Gee Bob, Your cum tastes like asparagus today"

by czak May 8, 2004

bloody asparagus

When a female quiefswhile on her period and her tampon blows out.

that hoe just quiefed! look at that bloody asparagus hanging out

by Halfbreed753 April 6, 2011

Asparapiss

The bad-smelling piss which occurs after eating asparagus

Dude, I just had the worst asparapiss ever

by Faakin Soi August 16, 2009

asparagus dicks

The act of tying dicks together with a rubber band to resemble a bundle of asparagus.

asparagus dicks, figure it out

by SpitOnMyDIK May 20, 2015