Asda

will cheat on you for someone worse

asda is mean.

by kaywa.wuvs.me January 29, 2020

uncooked chicken from Asda

Skinny bird with bald minge

Her fanny looked like a uncooked chicken from Asda

by Nit Nat January 24, 2017

Asda Jim

When someone has a meltdown over a meme they don't like and they start sending death threats via DM to random people.

Oh my god did you see that meme that Smilesy posted? You just know that someone is gonna do an Asda Jim

by David Smiles November 26, 2025

ASDA

The moment you see someone hot, and you want to tell your friends in a discreet way

Shaniqua: I just had an asda

Marybell: Not fair i want an asda

by StealthyElectra January 6, 2022

asda

a shop

i went to asda

by ke,ru34seueuheuue May 4, 2023

asdas

what faggots call each other

asdas! I missed you so hard!

by chazdean123 July 14, 2018

ASDA

Often confused with Walmart’s british cousin, the acronym ASDA is frequented in text speak of English youths. Standing for ‘AAH SHIT DADS AWAKE’, it is often used whilst piledriving your stepmother, or sneaking in a coke-fuelled street whore who’s just that little bit too loud

‘SHHH come up quietly!’
*Drug-ridden prostitute gets ketty legs and falls down stairs*
‘ASDA!!!!’

by Kifaru September 1, 2020