Aspergers Syndrome 

A real condition that real people have. Someone with aspergers(aspie) May be socially awkward, be an obsessive talker, miss social ques, sensitive emotionally, confused by figurative speech, be intensely creative, and tell the truth constantly, or be easily overwhelmed by light or sounds.

Although people with Asperger’s syndrome are more minor than other cases of autism, Aspies have to deal with bullying often in their lives.

“I think people with Aspergers Syndrome are treated poorly. That’s not right.”

Aspergers Syndrome by 🎵🎶🎵 January 12, 2019

cultural aspergers

when a someone of a particular culture only hangs out with other people of the same culture

dude, i tried to talk to that chinese chick over there, but she wouldn't say much. maybe she's got cultural aspergers.

cultural aspergers by kafkabro December 5, 2012

Assburger's Disorder 

The obsessive compulsive desire to motorboat between your sex partner's butt-cheeks or have them sit on your face .

She: "Would you still feel the same way about my big bubble butt if you didn't have Assburger's Disorder? "

Assburger's Disorder by Butt Man April 6, 2015

Assburgers Syndrome 

it is when your body (most likely ass)
shits out burgers. it is very painfull but only a myth

hey my friend just got dignost with Assburgers Syndrome

Assburgers Syndrome by pyrosef October 8, 2008

assburger 

A hamburger or cheeseburger that is nasty enough to appear as if its meat came from an unknown creature's ass. Any school cafeteria is likely to serve assburgers. These horribly disgusting specimens of food can only exist in America, the only country in which there is a high enough concentration of disgusting people to eat them.

Oh God, I forgot my lunch and there's nothing to buy but assburgers.... I think I'll just not eat.

assburger by The Agent of Randomness June 20, 2011

Assburger Syndrome 

when u shit out burgers

Retarded police man had assburger syndrome

Assburger Syndrome by assburgersyndromepatient January 27, 2009

Assburgers syndrome 

A rare genetic condition which targets the gluteal muscles of adult humans, transforming them, over time, into a sandwich.

Janquilence: But I thought assburgers syndrome was-
Snansthony: Nope. It's this

Assburgers syndrome by keldard May 31, 2020