assholism

the condition characterizing irresponsible and disrespectful humans who care only about themselves

those people are not wearing mask, assholism has got them or what?

by @andoniou March 13, 2021

assholism

The act of being abusive to other people.

Assholism is so common these days. We keep hearing about all sorts of crimes as well as bullying in the schools. It's terrible!

by funny fellas January 13, 2014

can of crushed arseholes

to be classified as a stupid person

Colford is as smart as a can of crushed arseholes

by Electric Turnip May 9, 2006

Arseholeum

Funded by the UK TV Licensing fee, a vast tomb where members of the long-suffering public may come to pay their disrespects at the passing of the nation's most irritating celebrities, dignitaries and politicians. Principally those who robbed us of so much quality primetime viewing over the years now have a place of final rest where they might be remembered for the slappers, bell-ends and twats many of them came to be during their squalid and worthless lifetimes.

The likes of Chris Evans, Sarah Ferguson and Gordon Brown must surely be knocking on the arseholeum door by now. They've all been staining our screens for far too long already.

by Patrick Staton, Guildford, UK June 6, 2011

false as forty arseholes

Of someone insincere and two-faced.

"Don't tell her anything - she's as false as forty arseholes."

by ButtoxGalore January 21, 2008

Assaholism ASSA-Hawl-ism, ASSA-haw-lick

A social disease, can be terminal, chronic, or acute. Tends to get worse with time. Chronic assaholism usually becomes fatal or long term and debilitating when mixed with drugs or alcohol, though not all assaholics are substance abusers.

Assaholics tend to congregate on websites pertaining to guns, race, or the poaching of large wildlife, dating sites (the married ones) and political rants.

Christian assaholism is a type of strain of assaholism that can be more prevalent in the bible belt.

Assaholism epidemics have been known to spread quickly, especially in large groups, hipster bars, frat houses, strip clubs, bad traffic and crowded department stores.

Assaholism ASSA-Hawl-ism, ASSA-haw-lick

"I see you've done nothing to cure your assaholism. Next time try hitting on my mom instead of my best friend. That might work better. Not."

"who's texting you at 2:20am?!"
"oh it's that assaholic I told you about. He thinks I'm going to be his bootycall. Not."

by Sadiesays December 9, 2013

arseholist

arse·hol·ist arse-ho-list,

1.
a person, normally male, who has intent to make people feel bad about their previous actions, by making up lies to make the 'arseholist' feel better about their own daft situation.

Every time I do or say something wrong, even if it was accidental, you go and act like a complete arseholist because you have something to hide.

by theex October 3, 2012