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Artest Mode

Being in a state where everything is unexpectedly and unreasonably difficult. Originally coined upon the observation that Ron Artest unexpectedly dominates everyone in NBA Jam.
Mike has three projects, two papers, two presentations, and five exams before next Tuesday. Looks like he's playing life on Artest Mode this week.
by Faeomm December 8, 2010
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Vag Arrest

Letting a girlfriend control your life, it's similar to being "whipped" but much, much worse.

This particular girlfriend will do scumbag things such as: have your friends sit in a different aisle at the movie theater, buy you an xbox live account for Christmas but get pissed when you play with your friends online, pretend to have a panic attack so you have to drop helping someone with anything and go cater to her childish outbursts. Etc.
Person 1: I heard Joe broke up with his girlfriend, is he finally off of vag arrest?
Person 2: Yeah man, after his 6 month sentence he finally got that damn ankle bracelet off.
by YouCan'tHandleTheTruth February 18, 2011
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Arrested for being sexy

When a cop pulls someone over because they are sexy or good looking.
Girl 1: Some cop pulled me over on the road today just to ask me out.
Girl 2: Sounds like you were arrested for being sexy.
by Clayton2341224 August 7, 2010
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Arrested Development

Adj. Describes a state of socio-psychological growth in which the victim has ceased to progress socially and intellectually.
Quoting every line of the Dukes of Hazzard is a warning sign of Arrested Development.
by DaBunny July 1, 2005
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Cardiac Arrest

A very serious medical emergency, where the circulation of the blood stops due to your heart stopping. This lack of oxygen being pumped through vital organs such as the brain through the blood cells results in loss of consciousness.

If left too long to be treated, the person suffering caridac arrest will soon die. Immediate treatment usually results in a recovery. Such treatment includes CPR and Defibrillation.

Symptoms can include fatigue, breathlessness, fainting and a nearly undetectable pulse.
1. The doctor's face looked grim as he turned to the wife of the recently deceased man to break the news that he had died from Cardiac Arrest.

2. After suffering dizzyness, the man collapsed; he was going into Cardiac Arrest.
by YourDadSellsAvon June 16, 2016
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mouse arrest

"That's it, you are under mouse arrest mister!" - Your mom after discovering your pornfolio
by Jason September 8, 2004
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artest

to make bold statements without any evidence to back them up
Stop Artest'ing the facts. Shut up.
by anon232 August 31, 2008
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