ard-tard

An amusing bufoon, whose foolish antics, though entertaining are tainted with personal shame.

Don was the class clown. Don stuck pencils up his nose, and made the class laugh, however, Don tripped on his loose shoe laces and impacted the pencils into his head and had to go to the nurse. What an ard-tard!

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

Well 'Ard

Football(soccer) player, who isn't afraid to put his, or the oppositions body on the line to get a tackle in.

"Adrien Liejer broke Robert Middleby's collarbone! he's well 'ard."

by liejer well 'ard November 9, 2008

Ard man

Ard man means someone who acts like there invincible and nothing can hurt em

No one wants to get on there wrong side

Usually has a gang
solid

Person 1: did u see them chavs down town
Person 2:yeh they think there an ard man

by Chav of the year February 21, 2020

Ard Ri

A name meaning 'High King' In Irish Gaelic. It also has many derivatives, possibly including the name Arthur.

"The Ard Ri will kick Saxon ass this week.

by The Easterling March 13, 2017

Ard adz

A rapper known for his large forehead and classic UK bangers.

That rapper is such an ard adz.

by Pushing P January 18, 2022

ard gamfe

It means to kill all the niggers, chinks, gypsies, jews and chads

Person 1:"Man that nigger really shat on your hot dog"
Person 2: Ard Gamfe!

by biggie-nig December 19, 2018

RET-ARD

pronounced RETard not ree-tard. To take retardness to the ultimate extreme. A sign of moronism at its best.

Man, that dude is a freakin RET-ard!

did you see that RETard tryin to clean windows...WITH HIS TONGUE!!!

Justin Bieber

by Numptyface July 8, 2012