Archeologist

A legal grave robber

"Look at that archeologist, doing some legal grave robbing. I cant believe they just let them do that, the dinosaurs need to rest in peace."

by Me me big pseudonym June 16, 2020

into archeology

Being into older women.

" WTF? He's banging his mother in law?"
"Hey, he's into archeology.

"Your date is your step-grandmother?"
"Yup."
"How into archeoloy are you?"

by Mr Special September 11, 2018

archaeologist

young men who prey on older ladies. Some refer to them as cougar/puma/jaguar hawks/bait, but that is not the case. Archaeologists like digging through the dusty old things!

Oh watch out Rebecca that boy is an Archaeologist. He was with Diane last week!

by Pischtoph June 6, 2016

archeology

The study of whether or not there is a past; and if so what constitutes the past.

Also called phenomenology (self-annihilationism), extinctionism, and artifactualism.

Incorrectly called "annihilationism." (Annihilationism points in time forward.)

Archeology attempts to determine whether there was a past by differentiating artifacts from chimeras.

Historical phonology schematized by Saussure proffers that sound is the only artifact energizing (emergentizing) from quintions (sound-symbols).

by tomorrowtomorrow January 18, 2019

Conversational Archeology

Refers to the act of tracing the origins of a long and rambling, possibly stoned conversation. The act of re-tracing generally occurs when there are three or more individuals in the conversation - and the rambling arrives at an obscure and perhaps unnatural topic.

How did we get talking about the janitor smearing shit on the wall in the boys bathroom? Let's do the conversational archeology here.

by Cameroon66 December 9, 2008

Archaeologist

Most commonly found scraping dirt off dinosaur bones, archaeologists are the Girl Guides of social science. Can always be relied upon to carry obscure equipment, which makes them useful in everyday situations and absolutely essential in case of attack by the undead.

Social Anthropologist: "If only I could somehow get level with those runes lining the walls of the pit I could translate them!"
Token Archaeologist: "I have some rope and a harness in my bag."

Person in Street: "I'm having a heart attack!"
Passing Archaeologist: "Here, take my spare defibrillator."

by Chuckney July 16, 2009

archeology

the scientific study of historic or prehistoric peoples and their cultures by analysis of their artifacts, inscriptions, monuments, and other such remains, especially those that have been excavated.

Archeology is hot. JUST LIKE ANDREW!

by AndrewThePerson August 3, 2016