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bed arrest

Sex that keeps you in bed for an extended period of time, only getting up to get food or go to the bathroom.
"Where you been the past few days, man?"
"I was on bed arrest with this amazing hottie I met at a club last weekend!"
by jodelicious August 9, 2004
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Hipster Arrest

When hipsters intentionally try to get arrested being "political"/"occupying" a Street!
Joey wore Duct tape around his wrists to the OCCUPY rally in case the handcuffs chaffed his wrists in a "hipster arrest".
by Bettie Johnson October 17, 2011
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Jewish House Arrest

When a Jewish person is stuck at home on a Friday night because their family keeps the Sabbath.
Robert: Hey Julie are you coming out tonight.
Julie: No, I can't I'm under Jewish House Arrest.
Robert: Okay, Shabbat Shalom.
by polbo December 31, 2010
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Arresting-Bitch-Face

1. Having a face so ugly you should be arrested for it.

2. When Mahi gets it all wrong in a team meeting.
Mahi called the cops to deal with Anouska's Arresting-Bitch-Face..
by Mahi-ism October 9, 2014
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Arrestmas

that glorious holiday when TFG is finally detained and finger-printed
Bob was perusing Twitter this morning and stumbled on Arrestmas as a trending topic. In a week when Donald Trump might finally get arrested it will be the holiday of all holidays and we shall leave cookies out for Santa every night prior in the hopes he comes down the chimney with wrist-and-ankle shackles for the Orange Shitstain.
by Uncle Joosie March 20, 2023
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cerebral arrest

A sudden pause in speach or thought. Commonly mistaken for stuttering or stupidity.
Oh no, I think he's going into cerebral arrest.
by FrEqOuT23 November 22, 2006
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