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apparati

People who stay on the cutting edge of i-phone / smart-phone apps, and who always have the latest app for any imaginable function downloaded to their phone. Rhymes with literati, glitterati, digerati, etc. Has the virtue of also being the Latin for apparatuses, which the apparati, of course, always have in plentiful supply to run all their apps.
Dude 1: "Dude, I just downloaded an app that organizes app-organizing apps according to the compass direction that points from my position to the GPS coordinates of ISP used by the developer of the app."

Dude 2: "Dude, You have officially joined the apparati."
by blakesflakes September 22, 2010
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asara

Asara is the type of girl that would date a Jordan she usually is very popular and can date any guy she wants .shes loyal,respectful,kind and she is very attractive from a scale fo 1 to 10 she is a 1000 ,she has a amazing body and personality.
1.i wish i was asara she gets the best looking guys
2.asara is so beautiful i wish i could date her.
by Football7444 September 29, 2020
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äppärät

Smartphone/iPhone/Blackberry/PDA. Named after a future device in Gary Shteyngart's novel "Super Sad True Love Story."
She called me on my äppärät just as I was posting a photo on her Facebook.
by Herbert Ashe January 20, 2011
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asparagus pee

The smelly urine that developes after eating fresh asparagus. It is cited that everyone gets asparagus pee but only 20% can smell it. To those that can, the aroma is unmistakable, a uniquely bad smell. To those who can't, be careful to flush after eating a big plate of asparagus, you may make that new love interest run in terror.
Jen's asparagus pee was so rank that I had to go home and flush out my eyes. She didn't even seem to notice it! I don't think I can go there again.
by bozlog November 24, 2006
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falck Apsargs

A derogatory phrase commonly used in Lithuania to insult and belittle Asparagus.
they even hate Asparagus, look at that!, Falck Apsargs!
by Pope Dhave August 3, 2003
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Cool asparagus

1. an exclamation used when its all chill and good, frequently used to substitute "ok" at the end of a conversation.

2. a saying used to show that something is very cool but not too cool, it shows that everything is chill in a relaxed way.
by monkeymb January 24, 2011
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Asparagus

"Blowin' on asparagus; The realest shit I ever smoked" - Young Jeezy, "Put On"
by bonkeykong May 13, 2008
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