Homeless Apricot

Its when two people meet in a back alley and have their way with one another, whether they like it or not. While at the same time involving cardboard sides or boxes. Being fully naked would help but is not completely needed. One Male and One Female Only.

Hey, steve, last night I totally did the homeless apricot!
-Jerry

No Way! You bastard. I'm so jealous.
-Steve

by TheTrypleThreat June 03, 2010

chill apricots

Awesome or incredible.

Chase shouted, "Mariko, you're so chill apricots" after Mariko did a triple axel in the air.

by Pallidwraith April 24, 2007

dried apricot

nickname for the man sack, resembling the wrinkly skin of a dried apricot.

"i'll never understand how gay guys go down on guys.. i mean... its like having your face slapped by a dried apricot while choking to death on a hotdog!!"

by ME!!!!!! May 09, 2006

Autistic apricot

Say kid that is stupider than stupid it self

John: what is 1+1. Jerry:13. John. You autistic apricot where the h*ll do you get 13 from.

by I’m classified as an egg November 03, 2019

Apricot Fuck-Tart

A widely used name for Donald Trump (The current president of the USA)

Oh have you heard what apricot fuck-tart has done now

by callum5124 February 22, 2017

A Slippery Apricot

Similar to a slippery slope, but in relation to mistakes. A mistake that is an impetus and leads to other mistakes down the line - often costly ones that cascade further.

Skipping my morning workout was a slippery apricot, as I didn't get anything done the entire day.

by Patagonia19 September 03, 2023

Apricotting

The correct term for 'uppercut'. To punch or to kick somebody in an upwards motion.

'Then Apricot'
'I think it's an uppercut'
'I don't care, I'm calling it an apricot'
*proceeds to do the act of apricotting*

by NoahJones August 20, 2017