Apperated

To appear before someone via means of teleportaion

Doc. Brown apperated before Marty McFly in his time-traveling DeLorean

The ghost apperated before them all, begging for revenge

The man had apperated from a parallel universe

by Mr.Reebo November 10, 2011

applepan

when one ties a rope around the nutsack, up the back, and around the neck such that should one sit down voluntarily (or be forced to sit down), the balls are pulled underneath the ass and sat upon

That chick I met online made me applepan myself before she'd show me her tits.

One applepanning's usually enough for a night.

by Falafel Mitt October 16, 2004

apperfant

euphemism for an idiot, brainless tit, moron, mentally challenged, clueless...yeah you get the idea

My boss asked me what I thought of him and so I told him I thought he was an apperfant

by Noriboy October 9, 2006

apperance

Apparent appearance

Observational apperance discusses previous reverence employing irreverent language use as means deliverance as cultural connotations make possible brotherhood underlying harmonies understood towards a greater good.

by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

Applelanche

An applelanche is the avalanche that occurs when a load-bearing apple is removed from a supermarket produce display.

While trying to access the least-bruised Granny Smith the other day, I accidentally started one hell of an "Applelanche."

by Mavis Bodacious September 12, 2010

Applepants

When someone kicks you in the crotch so hard that your dick swells into the size of an apple.

Person 1: OMG I can't believe she kicked him in the nuts so hard!

Person 2: Yeah he's totally got applepants.

by Kannibis March 29, 2010

Applenaut

The term applenaut is derived from the act of smoking marijuana from a pipe made from an apple. Much like astronauts, when you smoke, your objective is to get high. Generally speaking, astronauts also get high when they are in space, hence the term applenaut.

Guy one: "Hey, how are we going to smoke this?"
Guy two: "Oh dude, we are totally going to applenaut this one!"

by Battletoads For Wii June 25, 2010