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walking the appalachian trail

a word used to describe someone who cheats but tries to cover it up.
You: Hey did you hear about that governor from South Carolina?

Friend: No, what happened?

You: He got caught "walking the appalachian trail" with a chick from Argentina.

Friend: Oh snap.
by campbelluniversity June 24, 2009
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Appalachian Space Suit

A plactic bag placed over the head and face.
"Last I jacked off, while wearing an Appalachian space suit."

"That chick would look good in an Appalachian space suit."
by goblazers_6 May 21, 2010
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Appalachian Snorkle

When a man puts the skin from his uncercumcised penis around his lovers nose, therefore pressuring them to take a big ol whiff of stank wang
Yesterday, my sister pissed me off, so when she was asleep I ventured into her room and gave her an Appalachian snorkle......
With my dick
by Bone dozer January 8, 2017
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401(A) : The Appalachian retirement plan

Turn 18. Make a back injury/psychiatric disability claim with SSI. Sell weed and narcotics out of you trailer for extra income. Treat the emergency room like a doctors' office for your many abscesses you will get from injecting drugs. Have many kids you can't afford for the tax advantages. Never work, act entitled the rest of your life while taxpayers with real jobs support your lifestyle. Oh, and have a bunch of tattoos but claim your afraid of needles when it's time to get a life saving antibiotic IV while on vacation in the Hyatt ..(the hospital).......
Hey Craig, hows Matt doing these days? I think hes been working on his 401(A) : The Appalachian retirement plan.
by BLACKHEATHER December 19, 2018
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hiking the Appalachian

"So, how did your date go last night? You hike the Appalachian?" or "I'm sorry, the Governor is not available. He's out hiking the Appalachian."
by Call Me Mr. Gee June 24, 2009
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Appalachian State University

A rapidly growing university located in Boone, North Carolina.

Harvesting a 3-time national championship football team who defeated Michigan University in their 2007 season opener, the Mountaineers of Appalachian State are nothing short of a dynasty.
"Appalachian State University dominates in football."

"Appalachian State University students and faculty dominate in life."

"Appalachian State University dominates."
by A.DavisTheMountaineer March 14, 2008
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Hiking the Appalachian Trail

A poorly executed secret tryst - that isn't a secret to anyone.

It is a reference to the disappearance of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford who "disappeared" for a week to Argentine on a romantic escapade. His staff and office told the news media that he was "hiking the Appalachian trail."
Dave needs to take a break from hiking the Appalachian trail with his secretary and get some work done!
by Walking Stick June 24, 2009
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