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Apocalypsing

Treating every relationship like it’s your last and getting super serious with someone you just started dating.
Person 1: who tf is that new chick w alex?
Person 2: idk he's been apocalypsing like crazy
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020
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apocolpticanhoarderism

A person who hoards cans for the Apocalypse
Mario needs serious help for his Apocolpticanhoarderism.
by Robokoop May 12, 2020
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Die Apokalyptischen Reiter

Awesome german death/black/heavy metal band, uses many different styles, variating in various songs from one to another. Has a medieval/apocalyptic theme, dark and brooding.
Awesome to listen to for any type of metalhead, unless you are a retarded nu-metal idiot that can't see past this wave of new bullshit.
An awesome song by Die Apokalyptischen Reiter would be The Almighty and Metal Will Never Die!
by GROMM July 23, 2004
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Apocaloptimist

Someone who knows it's all going to shit, but still thinks things will turn out okay.
Sarah: I'm telling you, in the end he's gonna cheat on you with your sister and your gonna feel betrayed and heartbroken.

Amy: I know, I think so too, but I'm sure it won't be all bad and maybe it won't turn out as bad as you think.

Sarah: Well, way to be an Apocaloptimist.
by Blockhead 8=D August 5, 2012
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apocolypticunt

A cunt whos only reason to live is to destroy any man in her sight by rubbing her infected cooch on them
That bitch is an apocolypticunt
by Suka may korncob December 4, 2020
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apocaloptimist

Someone who knows it's all going to shit, but thinks it will all turn out OK.
There is war, famine, economic collapse, homes being foreclosed, but all this strife makes us stronger and it will all work out in the end, but I'm an apocaloptimist
by Cliff Landin November 12, 2012
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Apocalyptologest

A scientist who theorizes about things of apocalyptic proportions. Usually said theories make little or no sense and are a figment of the imagination of the Apocalyptologest.
Zayd the Apocalyptologest: "I predict that the world will end from a zombie apocalypse in 2012 because my shit was unnaturally big today!"
by The Sand Niglet May 8, 2011
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