anuseam

Another term for the anus area of the trouser-bottoms, similar to inseam which is another term for the inside leg area of the trouser-bottoms.

Eugene: “I do say, after bringing in the inseam, please do check my anuseam, it may require remeasuring. I ate many scones at Elijah’s soirée over the weekend and Lord knows where I pack on the pounds.”

Tailor: “On your belly sir?”

Eugene: “... no... on my anus, hence the anuseam remeasuring, have you not been paying attention? I do miss your counterpart SimSim, he paid attention to this sort of detail and his light touches are sorely missed.”

by Scorpian King October 7, 2020

unus annused

Used when something is very upsetting or if someone mentions Unus Annus when you're vibing.

I was vibing to the different iconic YouTuber outros until I was unus annused.

by itsyourboidetza December 9, 2020

that chicken’s been tampered with and abused

a vegetarian.

“darn that chicken’s been tampered with and abused!”

by bastardchicken June 6, 2018

abnused

finding amusement in abusal.

when a dillusional crazed psycho bitch attacks you in desperate hopes of becoming the abused.

"it was all so very abnused to her when she acted like a PSYCHO"

by accidental creation March 8, 2008

Anuses

anus (anuses plural)A person's anus is the hole from which faeces leaves their body Or your arse, bum or but

Those Anuses Where Sexy

by 58J9N June 20, 2012

Angused

To be forced to make small talk for the sake of being polite. To be held back from completing tasks or reaching destinations due to having to engage is meaningless conversation, the subject of which could be couldn't be further from anything you are interested in.

Sorry I'm late, I was getting Angused.

Or....

"Have you seen Bill?" "Yeah, he's in the boardroom getting Angused, but he'll be here in a second".

by Dave Milligan July 20, 2005

Amused dragon

Extremely similar to the Angry Dragon, where a guy pushes dick so deep into a girl's mouth, that when he cums, it shoots out her nose. As opposed to the Angry Dragon, where the girl gets mad, the Amused Dragon is when the girl laughs, and finds this funny. Although much rarer, it does happen. Girls like this are marriage material.

Dude I went up as she went down, and my jizz came out here nose. She wasn't even pissed. She thought it was hilarious! She was an Amused Dragon.

by Rolledy February 22, 2013