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Max The Artichoke

A humorous character which is really funny. He has an artichoke head and hes gay and likes wet cum 🤓☝️
"Max The Artichoke kissed my brother, he's really gay."
by PoshoRider May 23, 2023
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anti-chode

When a penis is 10 times as long as it is skinny
wow that guys anti-chode could fit in a keyhole
by Pip E. Burn April 4, 2005
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artichoke

a.) a vegetable from the thistle family that has its heart eaten and leaves chewed. water tastes especially good after eating one.

b.) a form of violence. someone artichokes you: i.e. gently gnaws on your leg while silently ripping out your underwear and wrapping it around your head and stuffing it in an auritory entrance.
Chumble: Oww, my leg hurts, why are you biting it? (thinks: i feel like something is being pulled out of my pants...)

Spuzz: (thinks: hahaha, soo the artichoke will be complete) Bye Chumble, i better be going)

Chumble (5 min later): Oh MY GODDD!!! Im MY UNDERWEAR IS NO LONGER COVERING MY HINDYY!!! ITS STUFFED IN MY EARS!!!!.
by soyz April 6, 2010
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Jerusalem Artichoke

A highly delectable flour used in making top notch pasta
"What are we having tonight?"
I made Jerusalem Artichoke Spaghetti
"What the fucks that?"
I dunno, but it set me back 84$ a pound
by musicgivesmepeac January 14, 2009
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Artichoke

When you step out side in the middle of the winter and the air is so thin you can't breath, so you start choking in the "arctic".
Man,I Artichoked this morning!
by EDYboo08 December 28, 2005
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screaming artichoke

by lorlorb April 20, 2007
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anticholinergic

of or pertaining to a substance that opposes the effects of acetylcholine; interfering with the passage of parasympathetic nerve impulses
Tom complained of heart burn behind his sternum, mostly this occurred after he ate and went away in an hour or so. The pain was accompanied by belching and was worse if he laid down on his back or tried to do heavy work right after he ate. The pain sometimes radiated to his back, jaw or shoulder (like angina pectoris). An X-ray revealed a small portion of the stomach above the diaphragm and an endoscopic biopsy revealed mucosal inflammation. There was decreased lower esophageal sphincter (LES) pressure and pH monitoring showed acid in the esophagus.

His doctor recommended that he avoid smoking, coffee, alcohol and some specific foods including chocolates, whole milk and OJ as well as fatty food. He was told to avoid anticholinergic agents and was treated with a cholinergic agonist (bethanechol) as well as a histamine antagonist (cimetidine).
by rnzooiccchhoeollewlseki May 21, 2011
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