I've come to make an announcement

I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was... "THIS BIG" and I said "that's disgusting!". So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com; Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way SMALLER!! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!

BFFRRHOOOOOOMM!!! (*Shows his death egg stick*)

That's right baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong!! He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the earth, that's right this is what you get... MY SUPER LASER PISS!!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher... I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOOONNN!!!!!

How do you like that OBAMA? I pissed on the moon you idiot!! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROPPPLLLLLLLETSSS hit the fucking earth! Now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.

-I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my-

-*uncontrollable laughter*

-fucking wife
-mommy?

by Henry's_definitions_K11 February 11, 2022

Announcil

A gathering called purely for the purpose of announcing one item.

Hey, man, are you going to Jared's wedding announcil?

by mrshowtime December 28, 2009

Annoyneria

Almost like an STD (Sexual Transmitted Disease), but instead an awful mental illness causing the recipient to constantly act annoying, stupid, and often to be shunned by others socially.

Annoyneria affects many teens today and there is no cure, besides imidiate extermination of the culpurates.

1) The Actor who played Juror 8 In "12 Angry Jurors" at SHS has a serious case of Annoyneria

2) Any Annoying Teen Or Adult most likely is infected with Annoyneria

3) Miley Cyrus
4) "Royals" by Lorde causes annoyneria and/or bleeding of the earlobes if too much exposure

5) Any song by Justin Bieber or Robin Thicke can be lethal and/or give one Annoyneria

by President of JMV Mom Fan Club November 24, 2013

public service announcement

Public service announcment or PSA is a short animated or live action film used to tell an important announcment.

Dude 1:yo did you the public service announcement about drunk driving??
Dude 2: dafuck is public service announcement

by Aemkayfellow May 25, 2022

Announce

1. 28g in Metric units.

2. 1/16th of 1lb in Imperial units.

3. To speak out publicly.

"Hey Bob, how much smack have you got there?"

"i've got announce"

"yeah screw your speech, how much have you got?"

by johnnya-b February 24, 2009

Spanish announce table

The table where the Spanish announcers sit that is almost always broken during a WWE Pay Per View. The breaking of the table has become a running joke amongst wrestling fans and is seen as an "unspoken tradition" of Pay Per Views and hardcore matches.

The most notable occurrence of this was at the King of the Ring PPV in 1998 when Mankind was thrown off of the 20 foot high Hell in the Cell by the Undertaker and crashed through the table below.

"Bob tried to borrow money from me again"
"Man, that guy is broke more often than the Spanish announce table"

by JLB237 December 16, 2013

Weather announcements

Today's forecast will include the following:
Some definite blizzards of server crashing,
A drizzle of lag and instability,
A pile of repairs,
And perhaps a long-overdue server change.

See shit, crap, beekin, and twink.

Person one: Oh, shit! Furc just went down!
Person two: ...And, what else is new?

by Blah December 14, 2003