When a man and a woman are celebrating their anniversary, the man takes a piece of wedding cake saved from their wedding day, and sticks it up into the womans vagina. He then proceeds in sticking his penis into her vagina until it is covered in cake. The woman then sucks the cake off of his penis until he ejaculates.
Man 1: Phil and Clara had a Malaysian Wedding Anniversary last night!
Man 2: Good for them! I hope it was enjoyable!
Man 2: Good for them! I hope it was enjoyable!
by The Educator of the Kama Sutra December 20, 2011
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by johnnylongprong October 30, 2011
Get the anniversary of my uterus eviction mug.A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
man: i loved ur naked body 25 years ago, i just wanted to fuck the living shit out of u on the anniversary
woman: what u thinking now
man: looks like i did a pretty good job!!(woman slaps him while the man is pissing himself laughing!!)
woman: what u thinking now
man: looks like i did a pretty good job!!(woman slaps him while the man is pissing himself laughing!!)
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009
Get the THE ANNIVERSARY mug.The time in a relationship where the partners "seal the deal" - usually occurring around the three month period, where, if the girl hasn't put out, the guy loses interest.
"Jake and I are going to celebrate our three month anniversary tomorrow!"
"More like your latex anniversary. If you don't do him, you'll lose him."
"More like your latex anniversary. If you don't do him, you'll lose him."
by UntouchableSpirits November 26, 2011
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Just another dumb ass quasi-holiday that you're forced to remember, recognize, and celebrate or else you won't get a blowjob that night.
"God damnit I fucking forgot to get her chocolate on our Anniversary today shit I'm totally fucked."
by Space Wrangler July 29, 2021
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Jane enjoyed her 8th Anniversary with Rob surrounded by friends and liquor, awaiting the groundhog to see his shadow.
by SuperHoo September 9, 2008
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