Amnesia Dark Descent 

The absolute scariest and one of the best games you will ever play. Most zombie games give you a shotgun or a machine gun and you just walk around shooting everything. Here, you don't get a weapon. Here, the zombies are scary as fuck, tough as nails, show up at the most unexpected time, and will rape your mind. After a while of the game's atmosphere, you begin to go batshit insane. You must survive the entire game, and that might just be impossible.

(playing a game and conversing over Skype)

"Oh shit, I have a bag of oreos... AAAAAAARGRHRGAARHARGH HOLYSHITSHITSHIT OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!! RUNNING, RUNNING, RUNNING!!!! AAH!..... oh man, dude, I paused the game... I'm just going to load a save game..."

Typical reaction to playing Amnesia Dark Descent

Amnesia Dark Descent by DmitriShostakovich May 5, 2011

Performance Amnesia 

The ability to instantaneously forget any and/or all memory of strike-outs at bat, missed anniversaries, double-fault serves and the like--before their accumulated effect can have a detrimental impact on real-time performance.

Hey, Ass-Clown--It might feel good at the time, but it's just not cool to smash an innocent tennis racket or throw your bat into the stands...get some performance amnesia or take up stamp collecting.

Performance Amnesia by YAWA April 13, 2019

amnesiavictim 

Someone who cannot remember anything.
Whether it is due to an actual condition...or just a pathetic selective memory.

Every time that we go out to eat...Timmy becomes the amnesiavictim when it comes down to paying and tipping.

amnesiavictim by amnesiavictim September 18, 2011

adolescent amnesia 

The condition that causes a teenager to repeatedly forget to perform tasks.

Suffering from a virulent case of adolescent amnesia, my daughter consistently forgot to to do her homework.

adolescent amnesia by RegencyEditor January 2, 2010

shower amnesia

when you haven't taken a shower in so much of a long time that you have forgotten the last time you took a shower.

Person A: Dude, when was the last time you took a shower? You smell like a fatass with hemorrhoids having diarrhea after eating buffalo wings.

Person B (Stricken by shower amnesia): Ewwww. Well, anyway, i dont exactly recall, maybe Tuesday, or Monday, IDK.

shower amnesia by O.Z. tha O.G. February 7, 2010

Buritto Amnesia

Buritto amnesia is when someone eats a buritto, then forgets about it and blames someone for eating it on them. This usually happens to students with room mates who share a small freezer.

Dylan: Craig! you ate my buritto you douche bag

Craig: No I didnt. I saw you eat it last week. You suffer from Buritto Amnesia

Buritto Amnesia by Captian Lion March 14, 2011

Shampoo Amnesia 

When you are showering and cannot remember if you washed your hair during that showering session or if that was on another day.

My hair was wet but I couldn't remember if I had actually washed my hair; shampoo amnesia strikes again!

Shampoo Amnesia by Benton42 April 6, 2011