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Alpine Screamer

While giving oral sex, open up pussy and scream as loud as possible. The shock waves emitted creates 100% orgasm
Guy #1: What did you guys do last night?
Guy #2: I took her out to dinner and brought her back home for a little Alpine Screamer.
Guy #1: Someone came last night
by Alpine Screamer March 13, 2011
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alpina

Luxury, in-house-out-house to BMW. Similar to AMG (Mercedes-Benz), Lister (Various), Tickford (Aston Martin), TWR (Jaguar mainly).
Alpina M3 rocks.
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
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Alinity

Alinity is a twitch thot who cannot handle drama so she just plays the victim.
Alinity says CAN WE COPY STRIKE PEWDIEPIE?
by KekBoi667 June 8, 2018
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Alinity

A Titty-Streamer who deliberately steals money from small content creators by copyright striking their videos for good money, brags about getting away with said act along with other offenses in their stream (such as marriage fraud and breaking a company's terms of service,) then proceeds to play the victim card and cry sexism to gain the public's sympathy.

Also considered to be Thottimus Prime the legendary leader of all Thots due to excessive display of thottery in order to get donations.
Oh please. Don't pull an Alinity on me, it's not going to work.
by That Poor Beta Cuck Ryan June 11, 2018
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Alpine Skiing

These are some of the fastest athletes in the world unaided by machines. The best of the best break 90 mph. Or 95. Those who wish to criticize the awesomeness of the sport cite a lack of physical conditioning necessary among racers. Perhaps these people are more familiar with recreational skiing. Being truly competitive on the slopes requires strength as well as endurance. As well as skill. Not to mention courage the courage required to throw oneself off of an ice ledge onto a 45 degree skating rink where harassed repeatedly by hard-plastic poles.
A: I do nordic bro, I'm so fast!

B: Ever heard of alpine skiing?

A: yeah but it was too cool for me. I though it would be more fun to ski up hills than down them.
by jski13 January 13, 2012
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Alinity

A twitch thot that is so self-entitled that she attempts to abuse the broken copyright system to steal money from creators.
Just like Alinity, you serve no purpose in this world.
by NIGNOGBOP June 7, 2018
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Alinity

Alinity is a THOT!
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