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Alphabet soup

That ever-expanding collection of sexual minorities that identify themselves with initialisms or acronyms that are more or less completely opaque to the uninitiated.

Includes, principally, the LGBT spectrum (LGBTQIQGQASA...) and the kink spectrum (BDSM, CBT, D/s, etc.)
Quinn was an asexual lesbian hermaphrodite, and a submissive masochist -- and therefore didn't swim in the alphabet soup, but dived in it.
by DancingKali November 6, 2011
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alphamalism

When a douche bag displays characteristics of being an Alpha Male and thinks he's the stuff.
That guy should give up his alphamalism, he pisses everyone off.
by B to the Rock December 31, 2004
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alphabooty

The female that takes priority over a plethora of other females being played. The alphabooty female is often considered as having higher status than other hos and baby's mommies.
I hit that ho all weekend, but on Monday morning, it's back to alphabooty.
by amedeo henry February 5, 2008
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Alphabetist

Someone who is prejudiced against people who's names start with a letter near the end of the alphabet.
"Man we always get stuck at the end of the line, it sucks."
"Ya man. Its cause our names start in W and Y, and everyone here is a damn alphabetist."
by wrightman690 July 2, 2009
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alphabet song

Guy: I JUST REALISED THE ALPHABET SONG IS TWINKLE LITTLE STAR
Other Guy:My childhood is destroyed
by JERACERX May 30, 2016
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Licking the Alphabet

The best advice for the just-married, otherwise clueless-in the-bedroom, groom (or equally inexperienced LGBTQ married couple with at least one 'female' participant).
Hey, don't forget. No matter what, while yer down there Licking the Alphabet...don't forget to write a letter to Santa.
by YAWA July 22, 2020
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Alpharad

Alpharad? More like Alphadad! *kappa*
by DLG | Kool Yo July 14, 2016
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