Almondsexual 

Someone who is attracted to male, androgynous or nonbinary gendered people, but rarely females. In other words, the opposite of berrisexual

Person A: Hey, so, is there a sexuality where I'm only attracted to men and androgynous people, but not women, or am I just weird?
Person B: Actually, there is! It's called Almondsexual.
Person A: Oh, thanks!

Almondsexual by Esthrrnium October 30, 2023

Crotch Almonds 

Testes, Testicles

Milica kicked James right in the crotch almonds.

Crotch Almonds by Niinaaaa July 30, 2017

bald almond 

a slang word to describe men in their early 20’s with already receding hairlines.

“I heard Megan broke up with Chad for cheating on her again.”
“Good for her, that bald almond doesn’t deserve her anyways.”

bald almond by hopey777 July 17, 2020

dropping the almond 

To give up hope in finding a partner/relationship.

Jason: Wow Jack seems really miserable today...
Bill: Yeah I think he may finally be dropping the almond.

dropping the almond by Forenti February 13, 2015

Almond Joy-Mounds Syndrome

Someone who is bipolar. Originates from the famous ad campaign for the candy bar where the slogan was "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you dont...."

Personally, Susan looks like she is suffering from the Almond Joy-Mounds syndrome

Almond Joy-Mounds Syndrome by Luis H. November 19, 2004

almond rocks 

Noun. Socks. Cockney rhyming slang, often shortened to almonds.

"Wearing black almonds underneath those babies, guvna?"

almond rocks by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

Almond Time 

Almond Time is believed to be of German decent. Its exact meaning is surrounded in mystery and is now only recognised in the colander of Numberportoligy. It is common place during Almond Time to give gingerbread men as gifts.

Yasmin's happiest when its Almond Time

Almond Time by R Mccabe September 13, 2007