by Cosmic_King_ December 27, 2023

by BossmanDan December 15, 2020

by SpiderWebb2.0 August 6, 2023

The personification of intelligence and also SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????
Your really acting like Alistair Tusar when you say SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????
by The True and Real Definitions July 11, 2024

A guy who is so cool that he makes Elon Musk seem like a Chad (which is one status below "Giga Chad"). An Alistair might seem like his Schlong is only 17", but in actuality, it is 40". It is also a well-known fact that anyone who doesn't like an Alistair will suffer the wrath of the shrexy Poseidon. Alistairs usually have a bank account with numbers ranging from 15-80 zeros. They also make a living off of signing people's important possessions. I mean, who wouldn't want their baby to be signed by an Alistair?
by Not Alistair March 4, 2022

The most amazing man in the world!
A term for describing someone who is perfect, amazing, fabulous, wonderful, charming, attractive, handsome... etc.
A term for describing someone who is perfect, amazing, fabulous, wonderful, charming, attractive, handsome... etc.
by 咖啡啡啡(tryingtobeabetterme) May 10, 2020

Alistair has a weird hair style, wears white suburban clothing, and has a terrible taste in movies. His personality revolves around being a simp
by moodyboy March 15, 2022
