Alistair 

A guy who is so cool that he makes Elon Musk seem like a Chad (which is one status below "Giga Chad"). An Alistair might seem like his Schlong is only 17", but in actuality, it is 40". It is also a well-known fact that anyone who doesn't like an Alistair will suffer the wrath of the shrexy Poseidon. Alistairs usually have a bank account with numbers ranging from 15-80 zeros. They also make a living off of signing people's important possessions. I mean, who wouldn't want their baby to be signed by an Alistair?

Do you see that guy, Alistair? He's a Giga Giga Chad.

Yo Alistair, sign my dick!

Alistair by Not Alistair March 4, 2022

Alistair 

Alistair has a weird hair style, wears white suburban clothing, and has a terrible taste in movies. His personality revolves around being a simp

Alistair is such a simp for that girl!

Alistair by moodyboy March 15, 2022

Alistair 

A man who has no balls

Alistair is a alistair

Alistair by The truth alistair May 24, 2022

Alistair 

A real low down and dirty son of a bitch that'll put the can in cannibalism if you get between him an a hot meal when he's hungry. Either patient as hell or temper on a hair trigger, one of the two. Slightly, vindictive slightly savage side that finds trouble. Goes with the name; defender of man. He's loyal. He's full of shit and can be annoying at times. And how oblivious he can be is infruriating. The reality is he has a shy sensitive side and has no game.

Omeegee you're an Alistair!? Your dick too big, too much effort get f*ck out

But I paid for an hour

You go now, f*ck off, too big, no refund, get f*ck out.

Bro that guy Alistair we did cocaine with in the back alley that time was such a chill dude. He bought a bag and got $5 change from the dealer.

I can't believe Alistair broke up with me after 'not reciporicating oral sex' was played in a game of cards against humanity. He was so good with his tongue and fingers.

What?? You weren't sucking his dick?

No, didn't need to, do you have any idea how huge that thing is?

Alistair by woke@$6ruh July 23, 2022

Alistair 

this dude kinda smells

person 1: omg can you smell that?

person 2: on god, it there must be an Alistair around.

Alistair by SpiderWebb2.0 August 6, 2023

Alistair 

I will not be forced to take dictations.

Alistair will not be forced to take dictations.

Alistair by Not Doja Cat from B403 December 7, 2023

Alistair Overeem 

The best athlete in MMA. Currently signed to UFC. Former Strikeforce,Dream and K1 HW Champion. Known for destroying wanna-be fighter Brock Lesnar.

The Demolition man, Alistair Overeem

Alistair Overeem by stefoka January 4, 2012