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Tha "Alias" Stayout Maneuver

when a guy lies to multiple girls,usually giving fake names such as "Marccello", then proceding to get caught when his friends call him by his government name. However, the end result is she still fuckin.
Friend: "oh no Kevin's about to pull Tha "Alias" Stayout Maneuver."
Kevin: "Ummmm Hey"
Dumb Bitch: "Like whaaaaat. Whats your name cutey."
Kevin: "Marccello Rigatoni baby"
Dumb Bitch: "Oh so italian, can i ride that braciole...mmmmmm"
by jdeco93 April 10, 2009
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samsung alias

a dual flip phone with verizon wireless with smaller buttons and a full keybord in a dual flip.

cannot flip at the same time.

adam lambert had this phone at one time.
"dude! your phone flips two ways!! how cool! its called the samsung alias right?"

"dude, i just broke your phone, i didnt know it couldnt flip both ways at the same time."

"dude adam lambert had this phone!!"
by !andrew.james[[": July 25, 2009
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What_Is_My_Alias

What_Is_My_Alias has a long 12-inch pen0r!
by What_Is_My_Alias February 6, 2005
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The twisty Alias

when two men violently grope each others nipples and recite the constitution.
'Oh he was so good at the twisty alias last night, I could feel my breasts getting milked like a cow. 100% would recommend.'
by maxeatswax08 March 7, 2022
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Preposterous boast, but alas

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused
Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”
by Fresh Timbs October 29, 2018
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Alaskan crab cake

An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.
Geewhizzz i saw Suzy Rotten Crotch eat Billy's girl's Alaskan Crab Cake with extreme prejudice.
by The Good Dude Giveth September 6, 2016
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The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.
by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018
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