by somerandomguyongoogle February 1, 2018
Get the Alfiemug. 
A Alfie is the most BADASS and sweatiest fortnite and call of duTy god and will always find time to snipe you out of midair
GIRL" OH GOD I JUST BROKE UP WITH ONE OF ALFIES FRIENDS" DUDE " HE IS GONNA COME AND ASSASINATE YOU SO GO GET A PLANE TO ASTRAULIA"
by stormhunter May 17, 2019
Get the alfiemug. 
A person who is quiet short and has an extremely big penis and is very attractive . He also has an obsession with girls .
by Me names jeff April 23, 2018
Get the Alfiemug. Alfie is a peng ting and he is a true fittie. So cute but he loves to bully his girlfriend. He always says he is ugly and a gimp but he is rlly not. If u become close with him he is the best boyfriend ever. But never be mistaken because Alfie can lie A LOT. Mostly to keep you safe or just because the truth is too embarrassing.
by Ellie748258 April 4, 2020
Get the Alfiemug. Usually stinky and ugly, likes girls younger than him. He talks a load of rubbish all of the time and believes he is the baddest on the road
by Jacob nob nob May 17, 2019
Get the Alfiemug.