Alcoholic 

Someone who wakes up with a hangover only to start drinking again, regardless of what they have to do that day.

"Man, my head hurts. I must have had a blast last night. Ah, crap! I have to be at work in 30 min. I'll just grab 2 long-necks and be on my way!" This is a true Alcoholic.

Alcoholic by Hebb December 21, 2009

Alcoholified

When a substance becomes infused with a higher alcoholic content than originally intended at point of aquisition

Damn Tobias! Those jelly babies have been totally alcoholified by that Babysham fruit punch!

Alcoholified by GordonThePartyGoat August 9, 2015

Fidel Alcohol Syndrome 

When you consume mass libations and begin acting like a vicious dictator, ordering people around and treating others like your subordinates.

Castro wakes up and sees that Carlos has a black eye.
"What happened to you cuz?"- Castro
"You got completely hammered and developed Fidel Alcohol Syndrome. After you tried to start a fight with the bouncer for not letting you in, I told you to calm down, then you punched me in the face!"-Carlos
"Sorry cuz, I totally blacked out!"-Castro

Fidel Alcohol Syndrome by Pterodactyl, Meghan January 14, 2008

Alcohol 

The drug that we have to take to get high because cannabis is illegal.

"Hey, man. Got any weed?"

"Nope. I'm fresh out."

"Damn it. Looks like we'll have to drink alcohol, then."

"Yep!"

Alcohol by Rizzmeister June 19, 2013

Weekend alcoholic 

Someone that greets the weekend by constantly drinking excessive amounts of alcohol. Often times starting on Wednesday or Thursday, a weekend alcoholic will wake up each morning with the intent to get drunk before breakfast and stay drunk until passing out (commonly due to blacking out).

Regular drinker: "How was your weekend?"
Weekend alcoholic: "I dunno man, I was too much of a weekend alcoholic to remember anything after Wednesday."

Weekend alcoholic by MHinkle March 8, 2011

Functioning alcoholic 

When one can be drunk every night and still be completely function able the next day

Nate went out every night this week and got totally shit faced. He still got to work the next morning at 8... He's a functioning alcoholic

Functioning alcoholic by Tater tot 5190 June 30, 2014

alcohol 

Any of a class of chemical compounds having the general formula ROH, where R represents an alkyl group and -OH a hydroxyl group. Most commonly refers to ethanol, which you can drink to forget how much your life sucks, and methanol, which you can drink when you remember.

alcohol by Anonymous June 16, 2003