Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome is the "scientificated" term for a phenominon usually referred to as the "beer shit."

A Beer Shit is the unique bowel movement one experiences after a night of heavy drinking.

This term is cheeky because it sounds sort of like "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome" which is a tragic condition indicative of a pregnant mother's consumption of alcohol during pregnancy.

Hey Jen, Ann...I'd stay out of the bathroom last night. We drank a case of High Life Light and I have the world's worst case of Fecal Alcohol Syndrome.

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome by Hanalee March 8, 2006

alcohooligan 

A rowdy drunk. Someone who gets excessively loud, crazy and/or wild when drinking, especially beer.

"Calm your ass you little alcohooligan!"

alcohooligan by Jeremy Frias April 22, 2007

alcohol shit

When after a night of heavy drinking your shit is like 50% pure vodka

After the last night i had the worst alcohol shit ever, the whole bathroom smelled like vodka.

alcohol shit by krbji July 6, 2016

alcohol whisperer

A person, sometimes a trained therapist or addiction counselor, who can cut through an alcoholic’s denial and plant a seed of independence from drinking.

I recall nothing whatsoever that this alcohol whisperer said, but the way that she said it will always hang with me.

alcohol whisperer by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019

alcoholy trinity 

1. In a pandemic the 3 wholly necessary alcohols are hand-sanitizer, alcohol-wipes, and a good stiff drink.

2. Drinking 3 times a day (Breakfast, Lunch, & Dinner) every day during a pandemic, so the three drinking times miraculously become one, and all the days miraculously become like one day.

3. Three-in-One Bar: Lager, Rum, & holy spirits

Stay safe from the Coronavirus by remembering soap and estrange, no antisocial nearing, keeping social distance, and relying on the alcoholy trinity to make it through your day.

We need to visit a bar with the alcoholy trinity so everyone's prayers are answered, and everyone can drink what they like.

Whoa! After that last Zoom meeting, I'm pretty sure our co-worker Marty has been reverencing the alcoholy trinity for the past 2 months, non-stop. Plus, I'm pretty sure he was wearing a covid mullet.

alcoholy trinity by NeologianPJG April 16, 2020

Alcohole 

A person who behaves like an asshole when he drinks alcohol.

He can be a real alcohole when he goes to a party.

Alcohole by Fair Unknown July 15, 2020

alcohol abuse 

spilling alcohol, as in abusing it by wasting it.

You just spilled my beer all over the floor, that's alcohol abuse.

alcohol abuse by caitlin February 25, 2005