Allaura

Baddest bitch it of all the bitches , will take your significant other if left alone in a room alone, has all the boys and girls staring.

Dammit Allaura took my man again!

by Allaura October 26, 2016

alaurra

Alaurra is a fun, pretty (sometimes beautiful, hot, cute, baked ugly potato, or burnt cookie), unique, creative, adventures, soft-hearted, easily loving, forgiving, forgetful, nice, smart, hard working, annoying, and very caring person. She will always support you and not judge and show you respect ,if you deserve it. She has many flaws but will still always be accepted by others. She can be boring, too serious, violent, stupid/dumb, quiet, sad, judgmental ( but only when she NEEDS to be),rude, and mean. But she is definitely not the type of person you first think of as negative. She will always be there for those who need her. And never forget those that she has cared about, even if she (or you) became distant and now awkward. Treat her as if she were your mother and best friend in the whole entire world. She can be a grumpy old grandpa ( or your mom when the dishes are dirty), or a inappropriate/weird/uncomfortable stalker, or a hip fun loving grandma. But that in the inside she's a really great person, and you'll be happy or proud that you met her.

My friend's name is Alaurra. It's spelled very weird. Oh well that just makes her more unique.

by Lalatownes2003 March 13, 2017

Alaušas

The highest god in the lithuanian cult of Alaušas. He possesses a giga cock. He is a very good and forgiving god and has sex with those who summon him. But the biggest sinners experience the wrath of his erection in the sinners' asses. The only one who has pleasure is Alaušas himself. He often competes with the demi-god lithuanian PE teacher Baltrušaitis. Wherever he goes, he carries his huge dick in his mighty hands. Anyone who his blessed to see it is stunned, shocked and will have good luck for eternity.

Person 1: Wait, can it be? Is that Alaušas? I think I'm gonna cum from the mere sight of his cock.
Person 2: Alaušas, please, fuck me with your big juicy cock. I want you to be my daddy.

by HighPriestOfTheCultOfAlaušas December 2, 2021

Allura

She's so damn fine bro like I'd chose her over any girl like 11/10 make u wonder dam how did I bag her but like no1 fw her bc she's mine and mine only and mine fvr fytab

"So glad allura mine"

by shigaraki twin April 18, 2023

Doin A Laura Palmer

When you do a couple of lines of coke before bed time.

Gf: Baby what are you doing with that coke? It's Sunday night, and you have work at 7am tomorrow!

Me: Oh baby, im "Doin a Laura Palmer", its when you do a couple of lines of coke before bed time.

by nunyadamnbuidness May 5, 2019

aloura

Aloura is a naturally beautiful girl who will always be there for you. She is nice to everyone and doesn't judge, if you know an Aloura then you are a lucky bitch.

Aloura went for the black one

by The truth peeps July 13, 2017

What is a Laura

A crazy English teacher, upon hearing a students cell phone ring asked what the ring tone way. The student (Janice) replied saying that it was Laura singing a song. Upon hearing her response he asked 'What is a Laura?'

When Laura Zinni does random things the proper response is What is a Laura?

Note: No one has ever answer the question what is a Laura?

Laura: I want to make a cupcake in my comm tech animation.
Person: What is a Laura?

by Janice Bhagoutie January 22, 2009