The Akram Slap

When your shagging your mam in the back of your jaguar and you ask to get another perm- your mum is discussed and slaps you.

I asked my mam for a haircut and WACK the Akram slap

by Hani Akram September 24, 2019

Akram

Generally used as a verb for travelling on a mystical journey outside the universe or through another dimension with the aid of psychedelics.

I akramed hardcore and woke up with a dragon and a unicorn pulling down my trousers

by MoistCrevice July 11, 2020

Akram

The gayest nigga you'll ever lay your eyes on. When you meet him and he greets you, it can only mean one thing.

"Akram look at this delicious cake"
Akram' reaction to that information:

by fatbithaed September 23, 2023

Akram

He's one hot mf, all the girls sweating to see him.
Every thinh about him is just hot, be like Akram.

Akram is a hot guy.

by Akram the hot guy November 21, 2021

Akram

A generous man with a more than generous 46 inch cock. A very compassionate man who rides out for the mandem. When dicking down the gyally his boeing 747 sized cock makes the women shake and temporarily makes the gyallys Legs paralysed after that 40 round jumbo dicking down. His finish move tends to be the “daddy chill”. An intelligent man with the life motto of ‘Live Learn Achieve Aspire. The GOAT of humans of his generation.

Daddy chill! I want a Akram.

by El Patroné November 30, 2021

Akram

Being a goated player in MPS.

Yo, innit he's good?
He is but he will never be an Akram.

by akuzy. January 28, 2021

Akram

An extremly handsome man who is smart, strong , and creative .

wow that boy is talented he is almost akram.

by youcef05 August 25, 2021