Takata Airbag

The Takata Airbag is a rare occurrence when one shits on his or her spouses lunch box while she cum fucks her own dildo in front of her best friend. The confused lover then stomps on the lunch box with enough force to sling shit onto her neighbors favorite memory.

Dude Bill is a total Takata Airbag

by trees knees August 18, 2019

Surprise airbag

A recent trend in Ask Orange episodes in which the voiceover guy yells surprise airbag and then an airbag erupts from underneath Pear, launching him at hundreds of miles per hour and then Pear collides with something, resulting in injury or some other result. Sometimes Orange laughs at it like it is funny for some reason. Other times, Orange is not present.

Voiceover guy: Pear, enjoy that comfy pillow

Pear: Hey, thanks

Voiceover guy: Oh wait, it’s a surprise airbag

(Boom from airbag underneath pear)

Pear: Ahhhhh, Oh no, I’m headed straight for the…

(annoy pear button farts when he lands on it)

Pear: Why?

by Hurricane Dorian April 8, 2023

chicago airbag

a sexual act in which a man puts his testicles on a womans eyes while he farts in her mouth.

man it was soo funny when ben gave raven a chicago airbag, she was so disgraced.

by Gluechmember51 May 26, 2010

Anal Airbag

When ones sexual partner inserts a deflated balloon in the male/females anus. They then keep the end of the balloon out so the partner can blow it up. You may use various items to pump the balloon. You can either pop the balloon with air pressure or tie the balloon after blowing it up a substantial amount, the partner than uses their dick or a dildo to insert with the balloon in the anus. Keep using the penis or dildo to try to pop the balloon, thus creating an anal airbag.

Stacy and I love to play chess and do the anal airbag.

by fuglypug February 1, 2017

AIRBHG

Acronym for Angry Iowa Running Back Hating God, the malevolent entity that continually smites the running backs of the University of Iowa football team.

Be it through academic ineligibility, arrest, suspension, transfers to other schools, repeated injuries (especially of the knee variety) or other causes, Iowa running backs suffer attrition worthy of a critically endangered species. AIRBHG tends to fell multiple running backs every year without cease, so Iowa can never replenish its backfield.

AIRBHG is a cruel god; fear Him.

"Jewel Hampton is going to be great this year if he can avoid tearing his ACL again!"

"Sorry dude, AIRBHG got to him already: Hampton just tore his other ACL."
"Welp. Time to start drinking, I suppose."

by COTG January 11, 2012

airballism

When someone airballs every single shot in basketball, he represents airballism
(An airball is when the basketball shot doesn't touch the rim)
Synonyms include Airballivity Airballness

A airballs a shot
B Wow, are you the official representative of airballism?

by Halabtsi March 11, 2016

Airbath

On a very windy day: the act of coming out of the shower, or having the need to shower, but having too much energy to do so. Instead, you open the windows all over your place, the fresh, strong wind is let it, you are in the nude, and then you begin to vigorously skip around the place.

Associated with isolated revelry.

Can be a form of meditation.

May also be spelled "air bath."

"Hey Ron, I had an amazing airbath last night. Although I smelled worse afterward than I did before, I at least had some great fun and freed my testes sack for a good while."

It is often believed that Benjamin Franklin often participated in delightful airbaths. Even if true, the disturbing image of him skipping in the nude does not ruin his reputation. In fact, it makes him even more badass.

Perhaps if (evil) people would use up their excess energy doing something productive like airbaths, the world would be a better place.

by Blomar69 April 17, 2010