AIRBHG 

Acronym for Angry Iowa Running Back Hating God, the malevolent entity that continually smites the running backs of the University of Iowa football team.

Be it through academic ineligibility, arrest, suspension, transfers to other schools, repeated injuries (especially of the knee variety) or other causes, Iowa running backs suffer attrition worthy of a critically endangered species. AIRBHG tends to fell multiple running backs every year without cease, so Iowa can never replenish its backfield.

AIRBHG is a cruel god; fear Him.

"Jewel Hampton is going to be great this year if he can avoid tearing his ACL again!"

"Sorry dude, AIRBHG got to him already: Hampton just tore his other ACL."
"Welp. Time to start drinking, I suppose."

AIRBHG by COTG January 11, 2012

ghetto airbag 

1) When a guy drives down the street with one hand on the wheel and the other in a loose fist in front of his face, trying to look suave and nonchalant.

2) The ghetto airbag happens when he gets rear-ended or in a front collision: his fist connects with his nose and jaw before his face hits the steering wheel.

Who's the homeboy in the fucked-up car?

Don't know; he's driving ghetto airbag-style, and he's gonna need both hands to make that tight turn...

ghetto airbag by Six_gun_samurai October 3, 2018

mexican-airbag 

When a latino sits a child on their lap while driving a vehicle.

Momma Rosa brought her mexican-airbag with her to the supermarket.

mexican-airbag by GEN COBRA August 6, 2008

Butthole Airbag 

A safety precaution taken by men while involved in a devils threesome (2 guys, 1 girl) to prevent anal penetration. The man will tuck his nutsack between his butt cheeks protecting his cornhole from from intentional and inadvertent penis to brown eye contact.

Good thing i had the old butthole airbag on the other night that fag Justin went for my brown eye.

Butthole Airbag by gbv.3.0 March 22, 2012

double airbag 

A double air bag is when your balls deep into 300+ pound women while driving and you fuck her so hard the airbag goes off crushing you between dirty seat and sweaty ass

Omg I got the best double airbag last night although now I have a funeral to go to

double airbag by Double airbag May 20, 2016

Mexican airbag

One of the many children that a Mexican family tries to fit in the cab of their pickup truck. The limited space in the cab requires the children to sit on the driver's and passenger's lap, thus protecting the driver in the event of a crash. (if there are more than 5 kids it would be called a MexiPack)

Look at the Garcia's over there with those 5 mexican airbags on their laps.

Mexican airbag by Neal Thomas Iskenderian October 23, 2006

Airbag

Lays baked chips from Subway. There are only about 6 chips in the bag and the rest is air.

"Dude, hand me your bag of baked Lays, hurry!"
"Why man?"
"Cuz we are about to crash and this car doesn't have airbags!"

Airbag by LatinoHeat September 2, 2005