Airbath

On a very windy day: the act of coming out of the shower, or having the need to shower, but having too much energy to do so. Instead, you open the windows all over your place, the fresh, strong wind is let it, you are in the nude, and then you begin to vigorously skip around the place.

Associated with isolated revelry.

Can be a form of meditation.

May also be spelled "air bath."

"Hey Ron, I had an amazing airbath last night. Although I smelled worse afterward than I did before, I at least had some great fun and freed my testes sack for a good while."

It is often believed that Benjamin Franklin often participated in delightful airbaths. Even if true, the disturbing image of him skipping in the nude does not ruin his reputation. In fact, it makes him even more badass.

Perhaps if (evil) people would use up their excess energy doing something productive like airbaths, the world would be a better place.

Airbath by Blomar69 April 17, 2010

Airbating 

masturbating on an airplane.

ken-will i get arrested for airbating?
sam- no, airbating isnt illegal, its just frowned upon

Airbating by schweatybawls April 13, 2011

airbat 

someone who thinks they are cool... but arent!!

NAT - HES A DIPSHIT (see dipshit)

airbat by whadup August 12, 2003

airbating 

masturbating on an airplane.

kenan- "will i get arrested for airbating?"
sam-"nope, airbating isnt illegal it's just frowned upon"

airbating by badurking April 13, 2011

airbatic

(adj.)To be easily or uncontrollably sexually aroused.
(n.) a commonly horny person.

I'm feeling oddly airbatic at the moment.

I would rather have a boyfriend that is harder to get horny. There isn't any foteplay with a guy that airbatic.

airbatic by Pj20528 May 22, 2016

Airbating 

(Verb)
1. Airbating, like playing air-guitar, is when someone forms a circle with the tip of their thumb touching their finger tips of the same hand, as one would do when wrapping their around their penis to masturbate. Then that person moves their hand, in an exaggerated motion, toward and away from their own crotch repeatedly - again, as a male would when partaking in the self-pleasuring act of masturbating. This gesture, known as "airbating," is often used in the same context one would use their middle finger to flip the bird, or flip someone off. It is to say "fuck off" or "go fuck yourself."

2. The second connotation for the gesture of airbating, is when it is used from one person to another about a third person. In this context, the airbating gesture is used when the first person wants to indicate to the second person that the third person is just a jerk-off who's wasting the second person's time (not to be confused with procrasturbating).

3. The third and most obscure use of the gesture of airbating, is when a person (usually a woman) preforms the airbating gesture toward a man, to encourage him to masturbate. This is part of a fetish known as JOI or jack-off instruction. In this context the airbating is performed by a woman (often fully clothed - see CFNM) gesturing to a man with a positive connotation, to encourage the recipient of the gesture to masturbate or to continue to masturbate in front of her.

Context 1.

Person #1: Your mother dresses you funny!
Person #2: (while airbating) Ahh, go fuck yourself!

Context 2.
Person #1: Did you hear the shit Bob was saying about Jennifer?
Person #2: (while airbating) Don't pay any attention to Bob. He's just a dick-head.

Context 3.
Male: (naked, masturbating, breathing heavily, not saying anything)
Female: (clothed, staring at his penis while airbating) Oh yeah! That's it! Rub that big cock. Yeah! Just like that. Oooh yeah. (she continues airbating while continuing her JOI)

Airbating by Mr. Party Smants March 31, 2023