Daisy Lane AIDS

A rotating list of ailments as big as an STD, to as small as the common cold. All contamination stemming from the offsite living quarters on Daisy Lane of the Betty Ford Center.

Pretty Ricky met another guy on the lane last week and ended up with a new variant of the Daisy Lane AIDS.

by SoulMechanic October 18, 2018

Fire AIDs

When you put a condom on before sex then dip your d-piece into a generous amount of icy hot. Then you proceed to fuck said chick. When she starts to feel it, tell her she should probably get checked out, because you indeed have a scorching case of Fire AIDs.

After having some freaky sex, Kelley started screaming in pain. Cory then told her she had Fire Aids.

by KyleO and the FayFags September 18, 2012

adstraction

Distraction caused by advertisements when you are watching something in youtube.

Youtube should have been adstraction-free rather than testing the viewer's patience.

by Jithjp October 24, 2018

penis aids

An Std in your penis

My sister gave me penis aids.

by Potlicker April 20, 2018

fortnite aids

a word of true power,

meet someone that plays fortnite and they have fortnite aids

sam: i play fortnite
jim: fuc u lad, you got fortnite aids

by you got fortnite aids mate January 29, 2020

AIDs tree

A phrase coined by Louis CK describing a hypothetical tree that is infected with AIDs

Used to direct anger at douchebags, preferably thong-wearing dudes in Kenny G hair rollerblading

"OH you motherfucker, now I have to know you exist you piece of shit? Go skate into an AIDs tree, you motherfucker." - Louis CK

by Death to Hipsters August 11, 2009

I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!

The best response to any asshole or anyone who irritates you.

Guy in traffic, after getting cut off:

"I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"

Girl on cell phone with hair extensions and wearing Juicy Couture

...."I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"

Guy in line at grocery store behind pregnant woman with 7 kids paying with food stamps

...."I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"

by EmoPileDriver May 2, 2011